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DNC: ‘The Debates Should Be Run By A Woman Of Color And That Woman Should be Donna Brazile’

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Oprah Decries White Privilege After Learning About Some Money That’s Not Hers

Dyson Vacuum’s New ‘Democrat’ Setting Delivers Strongest Levels Of Sucking Known To Man

Republicans Trade Second Amendment For Chance To Remain On Social Media

Republicans Trade Second Amendment For Chance To Remain On Social Media

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By Antifa

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By Antifa

Portland Pet Adoption Centers Demand Citizens Exchange White Pets For More Inclusive Black Pets

Portland Pet Adoption Centers Demand Citizens Exchange White Pets For More Inclusive Black Pets

Trump’s 4th Of July Speech Adds Fuel To Rumor He Likes America

Trump’s 4th Of July Speech Adds Fuel To Rumor He Likes America

Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Apologizes For Blackface As Obama

Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Apologizes For Blackface As Obama

Using World Map, ABC Asks John Bolton To Point To All The Places Trump Wouldn’t Let Him Touch

Using World Map, ABC Asks John Bolton To Point To All The Places Trump Wouldn’t Let Him Touch

Pringles Forced To Replace Mustache Man With Al Sharpton

Pringles Forced To Replace Mustache Man With Al Sharpton

Despite Pressure, Local Business Owner Refuses To Release Statement On Black Lives Matter

Despite Pressure, Local Business Owner Refuses To Release Statement On Black Lives Matter

Pelosi: Seattle Area Taken By Antifa Should Be Given 11 Electoral College Votes

Pelosi: Seattle Area Taken By Antifa Should Be Given 11 Electoral College Votes

Antifa Holds Press Conference To Inform Public They’re Not An Official Organization

Antifa Holds Press Conference To Inform Public They’re Not An Official Organization

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DNC: ‘The Debates Should Be Run By A Woman Of Color And That Woman Should be Donna Brazile’

DNC: ‘The Debates Should Be Run By A Woman Of Color And That Woman Should be Donna Brazile’

Creed Bratton Vouches For Joe Biden’s Brain

Creed Bratton Vouches For Joe Biden’s Brain

Oprah Decries White Privilege After Learning About Some Money That’s Not Hers

Oprah Decries White Privilege After Learning About Some Money That’s Not Hers

Antifa Burning All Copies Of How To Win Friends And Influence People

Antifa Burning All Copies Of How To Win Friends And Influence People

WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’

WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’

Swiffer Mop Destroys Biden In Practice Debate

Swiffer Mop Destroys Biden In Practice Debate

Democrats Reach Herd Immunity Against Common Decency

Democrats Reach Herd Immunity Against Common Decency

Democrats Propose Vote-By-Raccoon

Democrats Propose Vote-By-Raccoon

Touching: Obama Reminisces About The Time John Lewis Convinced The FBI To Spy On The 2016 Trump Campaign

Touching: Obama Reminisces About The Time John Lewis Convinced The FBI To Spy On The 2016 Trump Campaign

Republicans Trade Second Amendment For Chance To Remain On Social Media

Republicans Trade Second Amendment For Chance To Remain On Social Media

Portland's Annual Naked Bike Ride Will Now Require Head-To-Toe Body Armor

Portland’s Annual Naked Bike Ride Will Now Require Head-To-Toe Body Armor

CNN: As Tucker Carlson’s Ratings Continue To Climb, So Do Odds That He Committed Sexual Assault

CNN: As Tucker Carlson’s Ratings Continue To Climb, So Do Odds That He Committed Sexual Assault

Furious At Unmarked Federal Agents, Portland Releases What Proper Dress Code Should Be

Furious At Unmarked Federal Agents, Portland Releases What Proper Dress Code Should Be

New Amazon Alexa ‘Unplugged’ Series Promises To Keep Listening To You Even If You Unplug It

New Amazon Alexa ‘Unplugged’ Series Promises To Keep Listening To You Even If You Unplug It

Dr. Fauci Throwing Baseball Deemed Twice As Deadly As COVID-19

Dr. Fauci Throwing Baseball Deemed Twice As Deadly As COVID-19

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By Antifa

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By Antifa

Teachers Unions: School Permanently Cancelled After Wolf Attacks Spike To .0002%

Teachers Unions: School Permanently Cancelled After Wolf Attacks Spike To .0002%

Dr. Fauci: ‘I Believe The Cleveland Browns Handled The 2019 NFL Season The Best’

Dr. Fauci: ‘I Believe The Cleveland Browns Handled The 2019 NFL Season The Best’

Judge Orders Breathalyzer Be Installed On Pelosi’s Gavel

Judge Orders Breathalyzer Be Installed On Pelosi’s Gavel

10 Tweets From Portland Police That Show Protestors Are Out Of Control

10 Tweets From Portland Police That Show Protestors Are Out Of Control

Portland Pet Adoption Centers Demand Citizens Exchange White Pets For More Inclusive Black Pets

Portland Pet Adoption Centers Demand Citizens Exchange White Pets For More Inclusive Black Pets

Biden Makes Play For Evangelical Vote With New Book ‘Moral AF’

Biden Makes Play For Evangelical Vote With New Book ‘Moral AF’

Facebook Will Now Make Sure You Are A ‘Huge Liberal’ Before Logging In

Facebook Will Now Make Sure You Are A ‘Huge Liberal’ Before Logging In

Joe Biden Sleeps Through Entire Joe Rogan Interview

Joe Biden Sleeps Through Entire Joe Rogan Interview

LeBron James Feels Led to Share Message Of McDonald’s 2 For $5 Deal On Back Of Jersey

LeBron James Feels Led to Share Message Of McDonald’s 2 For $5 Deal On Back Of Jersey

Quinnipiac Admits The Phone They Use To Poll Citizens has been unplugged since 2003

Quinnipiac Admits The Phone They Use To Poll Citizens has been unplugged since 2003

Democrat Party Hopes Kanye West Can Yank Microphone Away From Joe Biden As Much As Possible

Democrat Party Hopes Kanye West Can Yank Microphone Away From Joe Biden As Much As Possible

Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior

Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior

Dr. Fauci Says ‘Jury Still Out’ On Health Risk Of Protesting On Freeways

Dr. Fauci Says ‘Jury Still Out’ On Health Risk Of Protesting On Freeways

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Report: All Briefcases Now Being Included In Total Number Of Virus Cases

Report: All Briefcases Now Being Included In Total Number Of Virus Cases

Media Patiently Waits For Joe Biden’s Staff To Load Each Answer Onto Teleprompter During Q&A

Media Patiently Waits For Joe Biden’s Staff To Load Each Answer Onto Teleprompter During Q&A

National Polls Show Americans Loved Footage Of Biden Cheerleading For Mob

National Polls Show Americans Loved Footage Of Biden Cheerleading For Mob

Pot Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Calling The Kettle Black

Pot Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Calling The Kettle Black

CNN Now Using A Bouncing Ball So Audience Can Follow Along

CNN Now Using A Bouncing Ball So Audience Can Follow Along

Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Apologizes For Blackface As Obama

Jimmy Kimmel Accidentally Apologizes For Blackface As Obama

Zillow Adds Warning To Homes In Democrat-Run Cities

Zillow Adds Warning To Homes In Democrat-Run Cities

Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’

Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’

Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage

Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage

CNN Reporter Shouts That Seattle’s Occupied Zone Is ‘Totally Safe’ Over Sound Of Gunshots

CNN Reporter Shouts That Seattle’s Occupied Zone Is ‘Totally Safe’ Over Sound Of Gunshots

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