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CBS News Admits 'Mistake' After Airing Footage Of Independence Day Film

CBS News Admits 'Mistake' After Airing Footage Of Independence Day Film

CBS News admitted to a “mistake” on Monday after airing footage from 20th Century Fox’s Independence Day in their attempt to depict a White House in turmoil. “As you can plainly see, all is not well in the Trump White House,” said the voiceover as CBS showed footage of aliens blowing up the iconic building. …

Trump Says ‘See You Later’, Rachel Maddow Insists ‘There Will Never Be A Later’

Trump Says ‘See You Later’, Rachel Maddow Insists ‘There Will Never Be A Later’

Rachel Maddow has come under fire for suggesting, “there will never be a later” after President Trump implied otherwise. On Maddow’s Friday show she played a clip of the President saying, “Ok. See you later,” twelve times. Each time she scoffed while informing her audience that ‘the idea of a later is laughable.’ “Ridiculous,” she…

US Postal Service Thinks They Lost Their $10 Billion Stimulus Check In The Mail

US Postal Service Thinks They Lost Their $10 Billion Stimulus Check In The Mail

As many predicted, the United States Postal Service has lost their $10 billion stimulus check in the mail. “Oh, here it is!” mailman, Herb Dover said holding up an oversized Bed Bath & Beyond coupon. “Awe, [Explicit] never mind. Now where did I put that…” he muttered as he dug through his truck. Herb, a…

Nightclubs Re-open, Allow One Dancer At A Time

Nightclubs Re-open, Allow One Dancer At A Time

Great news for you party animals out there. Nightclubs throughout America have re-opened their doors, but due to the coronavirus, will allow only one dancer at a time. “We think this is a great compromise,” Miami Club owner, Joe-Joe Bananas told The Glorious American. We’ve decided to open The Slippy Banana Peel so people—I mean…

Brian Williams Looking Forward To Paying Off His $2 Million Mortgage Balance Using Just His $1,200 Stimulus Check

Brian Williams Looking Forward To Paying Off His $2 Million Mortgage Balance Using Just His $1,200 Stimulus Check

These are dark times for many Americans, but not NBC legend, Brian Williams. After spending close to an hour calculating the math, Williams is thrilled to discover his $1,200 stimulus check will cover the $2 million balance of his home’s mortgage. “It’s an incredible way of putting it,” Williams said holding up a legal pad…