Mike Lindell Assures Nation He Can Convert 1 My Pillow into 12 Ventilators

Mike Lindell Assures Nation He Can Convert 1 My Pillow into 12 Ventilators

With several manufacturing companies stepping up to make ventilators, My Pillow CEO wasn’t about to be outshined.  Mike Lindell is now claiming he’s “pretty sure” he can convert one My Pillow into twelve ventilators.  When he presented his contraption to medical professionals in D.C., Lindell was reminded of the severity and urgency of the situation. …

Joe Biden Accidentally Wastes Beautifully Articulate Speech On House Cat

Joe Biden Accidentally Wastes Beautifully Articulate Speech On House Cat

Because Joe Biden continues to struggle forming a complete sentence, Wednesday morning was a breath of fresh air as he gave the most beautifully articulate speech of his life.  Unfortunately, his only audience was Boots, the Biden house cat. Biden was instructed to walk into his library and deliver his address into the camera’s red…

Disaster Strikes Wheel Of Fortune Contestant

Disaster Strikes Wheel Of Fortune Contestant

Kevin Randall of Atlanta, Georgia was hoping to have a fun night on his first Wheel of Fortune appearance.  Instead, disaster struck as Kevin’s first spin landed on “Trip to Wuhan.” “He has to go,” Pat Sajak informed after the show.  “The wheel has spoken and its wishes are to be honored.  What, you think…

Media Experts: ‘Humiliating Trump With The Perfect Insult Will Probably Cure Coronavirus’

Media Experts: ‘Humiliating Trump With The Perfect Insult Will Probably Cure Coronavirus’

Media Experts are finally saying what we all know.  Should a member of the media lob the perfect insult at the president, we will all be saved.  It’s why they’ve been attempting this feat for nearly four years.  If you’re like most, you may find this a bit curious.  How could the media spend four…

Pelosi Reluctantly Passes Stimulus Bill Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

Pelosi Reluctantly Passes Stimulus Bill Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

After days of partisan bickering, a stimulus bill is done.  “But without the 12.2 billion needed for raccoons struggling with their weight,” a fuming Nancy Pelosi muttered. “As important as it is to put food on the tables for American citizens, it’s equally important to remove some food from our nation’s raccoons,” Pelosi explained.  “Republicans…