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Report: Democrats Starting To Freak Out The Scientologists

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Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’

Democrats Line Up For Disneyland Ride That Doesn’t Work For Third Time

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White House Spins Food Shortage As ‘The Joe Biden Diet’

White House Spins Food Shortage As ‘The Joe Biden Diet’

Airlines: 40% Of Staff Spontaneously Developed Fear Of Heights

Airlines: 40% Of Staff Spontaneously Developed Fear Of Heights

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

LGBT Community Launches ‘The 2006 Project’ Citing America Really Began When Justin Brought Sexy Back

LGBT Community Launches ‘The 2006 Project’ Citing America Really Began When Justin Brought Sexy Back

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Lay’s Potato Chips Bag

Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Lay’s Potato Chips Bag

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

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Biden Attempts Getaway With Imaginary Bus During Town Hall Q&A

Biden Attempts Getaway With Imaginary Bus During Town Hall Q&A

Report: Thousands Of Liberal Journalists Request Move To Florida To Keep A Closer Eye On Ron DeSantis

Report: Thousands Of Liberal Journalists Request Move To Florida To Keep A Closer Eye On Ron DeSantis

Fall Is Here: Pumpkin Spice Scented Children Presented To Joe Biden

Fall Is Here: Pumpkin Spice Scented Children Presented To Joe Biden

Panic: China Aims Catapult Loaded With January 6th Insurrectionist At D.C.

Panic: China Aims Catapult Loaded With January 6th Insurrectionist At D.C.

White House Spins Food Shortage As ‘The Joe Biden Diet’

White House Spins Food Shortage As ‘The Joe Biden Diet’

Joe Biden Adopts Cantaloupe, Gets Two Months Of Paternity Leave

Joe Biden Adopts Cantaloupe, Gets Two Months Of Paternity Leave

Trump Fixes Supply Chain By Telling Biden Shipping Containers Are Full Of Ice Cream

Trump Fixes Supply Chain By Telling Biden Shipping Containers Are Full Of Ice Cream

Pete Buttigieg Quits As Secretary Of Transportation To Spend More Time With His Family

Pete Buttigieg Quits As Secretary Of Transportation To Spend More Time With His Family

NFL To Clean Up Image By Telling Halftime Performers They Can Only Say The N-Word 182 Times

NFL To Clean Up Image By Telling Halftime Performers They Can Only Say The N-Word 182 Times

To Avoid Controversy, Raiders Hire Hunter Biden As Head Coach

To Avoid Controversy, Raiders Hire Hunter Biden As Head Coach

Pete Buttigieg Asked To Stop Calling Biden And Whispering, “Let’s Go, Brandon”

Pete Buttigieg Asked To Stop Calling Biden And Whispering, “Let’s Go, Brandon”

FBI: Antifa Leaders To Teach Concerned Parents How To Peacefully Protest

FBI: Antifa Leaders To Teach Concerned Parents How To Peacefully Protest

Designers Of Zoo’s Tiger Cage Praised After Month Of Only 221 Breakthrough Cases

Designers Of Zoo’s Tiger Cage Praised After Month Of Only 221 Breakthrough Cases

Joe Biden Waves To Empty Field, CBS Caught Changing Photo Into Him Surfing

Joe Biden Waves To Empty Field, CBS Caught Changing Photo Into Him Surfing

Real Facebook Whistleblower: Zuckerberg Was Too Sexy For Employees To Focus On Work

Real Facebook Whistleblower: Zuckerberg Was Too Sexy For Employees To Focus On Work

LeBron James Out 2-3 Weeks Due To White Supremacy

LeBron James Out 2-3 Weeks Due To White Supremacy

Study: 89% Of Americans Don’t Have The Balls To Stop Using Gender-Specific Phrases

Study: 89% Of Americans Don’t Have The Balls To Stop Using Gender-Specific Phrases

Unvaccinated NBA Player Now Refuses To Talk To Any Reporter With A Higher Body Fat % Than Him

Unvaccinated NBA Player Now Refuses To Talk To Any Reporter With A Higher Body Fat % Than Him

Long-Time FOX 32 Chicago Anchor Calls It Quits After Gang Members Shoot Him 13 Times

Long-Time FOX 32 Chicago Anchor Calls It Quits After Gang Members Shoot Him 13 Times

Biden: ‘Inmates On Death Row Must Be Kept Alive Long Enough To Take Their Booster Shot’

Biden: ‘Inmates On Death Row Must Be Kept Alive Long Enough To Take Their Booster Shot’

CNN Now Using A Bouncing Ball So Audience Can Follow Along

CNN Now Using A Bouncing Ball So Audience Can Follow Along

‘I’ve Made A Huge Mistake’ Whispers Bill De Blasio After National Guard Administers His Colonoscopy

‘I’ve Made A Huge Mistake’ Whispers Bill De Blasio After National Guard Administers His Colonoscopy

Trump: ‘I Would Send Dr. Fauci To Jail, But Only For 15 Days'

Trump: ‘I Would Send Dr. Fauci To Jail, But Only For 15 Days’

‘F–k Joe Biden’ Chant Breaks Out At Biden Dinner Table

‘F–k Joe Biden’ Chant Breaks Out At Biden Dinner Table

Nursing Shortage Forces Hospital To Suspend Delivering Babies From Biological Men

Nursing Shortage Forces Hospital To Suspend Delivering Babies From Biological Men

Travel Hack: Man Takes Off Mask The Second Plane Touches Ground So He’s Made To Get Off First

Travel Hack: Man Takes Off Mask The Second Plane Touches Ground So He’s Made To Get Off First

Biden: ‘We Must Pass The $3.5 Trillion Budget Because Remember My Son Died?’

Biden: ‘We Must Pass The $3.5 Trillion Budget Because Remember My Son Died?’

‘Get Outta Here, Pete!’ Border Patrol Yells To Buttigieg After He Hears They’re Handing Out Whippings

‘Get Outta Here, Pete!’ Border Patrol Yells To Buttigieg After He Hears They’re Handing Out Whippings

Footage Of Joe Biden Talking About Kids Touching His Leg Hair Used To Slow Migrant Surge

Footage Of Joe Biden Talking About Kids Touching His Leg Hair Used To Slow Migrant Surge

WNBA Game Features All No-Look Passes After No One Watches Game

WNBA Game Features All No-Look Passes After No One Watches Game

Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

Nicki Minaj Named President Of The Heritage Foundation

Nicki Minaj Named President Of The Heritage Foundation

Gen. Mark Milley OUT After Tipping-Off Girl Scout Troop Joe Biden Was Coming

Gen. Mark Milley OUT After Tipping-Off Girl Scout Troop Joe Biden Was Coming

Democrats Thrilled To Learn Hillary’s Clothes Can Fit Way More Slogans

Democrats Thrilled To Learn Hillary’s Clothes Can Fit Way More Slogans

Kids Not Wearing Shark Cages On Beach Cause Scuba Diver’s Shark Cage To Fail

Kids Not Wearing Shark Cages On Beach Cause Scuba Diver’s Shark Cage To Fail

DeSantis Instructs Florida Companies To Fire All Biden Voters To Get Under 100 Employee Threshold

DeSantis Instructs Florida Companies To Fire All Biden Voters To Get Under 100 Employee Threshold

Portland Replaces All Fire Fighters With Fire Pacifists

Portland Replaces All Fire Fighters With Fire Pacifists

NFL Hires Dr. Fauci To Move The Goal Posts

NFL Hires Dr. Fauci To Move The Goal Posts

Biden Lays Out Generous Jobs Program For Lawyers

Biden Lays Out Generous Jobs Program For Lawyers

Oregon Bill Prohibits Texas Men From Sleeping With Portland Women

Oregon Bill Prohibits Texas Men From Sleeping With Portland Women

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