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How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

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Feminist Sprinter Refuses To Take Baton On The Grounds It Looks Like A Penis

Aspiring Olympian Prepares For 2024 Games By Quitting Game Of Monopoly

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Family Evicted After House Cat Identifies As Home Owner

Family Evicted After House Cat Identifies As Home Owner

LGBT Community Launches ‘The 2006 Project’ Citing America Really Began When Justin Brought Sexy Back

LGBT Community Launches ‘The 2006 Project’ Citing America Really Began When Justin Brought Sexy Back

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Lay’s Potato Chips Bag

Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Lay’s Potato Chips Bag

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalogs Have Been Mailed Out

2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalogs Have Been Mailed Out

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

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Disgusting: Man Attacked By Violent Criminals Wasn’t Even Vaccinated

Disgusting: Man Attacked By Violent Criminals Wasn’t Even Vaccinated

‘This Is How I’m Going To Die,’ Capitol Officer Tearfully Says After Getting Tangled In Microphone Cord

‘This Is How I’m Going To Die,’ Capitol Officer Tearfully Says After Getting Tangled In Microphone Cord

CDC Accidentally Used ‘Which Friends Character Are You?’ Test To Determine COVID Positivity Rate

CDC Accidentally Used ‘Which Friends Character Are You?’ Test To Determine COVID Positivity Rate

Stacey Abrams Banned For Misinformation After Tweeting ‘I Fight For A Cause Bigger Than Myself’

Stacey Abrams Banned For Misinformation After Tweeting ‘I Fight For A Cause Bigger Than Myself’

LeBron James’ Space Jam 2 Goes Straight To VHS

LeBron James’ Space Jam 2 Goes Straight To VHS

BREAKING: Joe Biden To Be Placed Into Medically Induced Coma Until After The Midterms

BREAKING: Joe Biden To Be Placed Into Medically Induced Coma Until After The Midterms

Odd: All Crime From Dangerous Trump Supporters Stops During FBI’s Company Picnic

Odd: All Crime From Dangerous Trump Supporters Stops During FBI’s Company Picnic

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

Despite Being Fully Vaccinated, Nancy Pelosi Tests Positive For Rabies

Despite Being Fully Vaccinated, Nancy Pelosi Tests Positive For Rabies

Facebook Meme Leaves 32 Dead, 115 Wounded

Facebook Meme Leaves 32 Dead, 115 Wounded

Extremely Rare All-White Humpback Spotted, Immediately Shot By Antifa

Extremely Rare All-White Humpback Spotted, Immediately Shot By Antifa

US Military Storms In To Help Cuban People After Hearing They Only Know 2 of the 63 Genders

US Military Storms In To Help Cuban People After Hearing They Only Know 2 of the 63 Genders

Biden Accidentally Grants Trump Immunity From Everything After He Buys One Of Hunter’s Paintings

Biden Accidentally Grants Trump Immunity From Everything After He Buys One Of Hunter’s Paintings

Judge Rules Piles Of Street Poop Will Count As Votes For Gavin Newsom

Judge Rules Piles Of Street Poop Will Count As Votes For Gavin Newsom

“I Was Spied On, Too!” Brian Stelter Yells After Someone Watched His Show

“I Was Spied On, Too!” Brian Stelter Yells After Someone Watched His Show

Trump Offers To Remain Deplatformed If He Can Administer ‘Massive Wedgie’ to Tech Nerds

Trump Offers To Remain Deplatformed If He Can Administer ‘Massive Wedgie’ to Tech Nerds

Top Military Officials ‘Pretty Sure’ Objects Flying Towards US Is White Supremacy

Top Military Officials ‘Pretty Sure’ Objects Flying Towards US Is White Supremacy

With Only One Unfulfilled Conspiracy Theory Left, All Eyes Turn To The Friggin’ Frogs

With Only One Unfulfilled Conspiracy Theory Left, All Eyes Turn To The Friggin’ Frogs

Joe Biden Looking Forward To Plagiarizing Bill Pullman’s Speech From Independence Day

Joe Biden Looking Forward To Plagiarizing Bill Pullman’s Speech From Independence Day

Biden Voters Take Victory Lap By Filling Gas Tanks With More Affordable Mustard

Biden Voters Take Victory Lap By Filling Gas Tanks With More Affordable Mustard

New York Murder Rate Sharply Plummets After Guy Who Tabulates All The Homicides Is Shot

New York Murder Rate Sharply Plummets After Guy Who Tabulates All The Homicides Is Shot

Judge Grants Britney Spears’ Dad Conservatorship Over Joe Biden

Judge Grants Britney Spears’ Dad Conservatorship Over Joe Biden

‘Stop Being A Conspiracy Theorist’ Whispers NSA Agent From Inside Tucker Carlson's Home

‘Stop Being A Conspiracy Theorist’ Whispers NSA Agent From Inside Tucker Carlson’s Home

American Motorists Demand Their City Hire Lady Who Took Out All The Cyclists

American Motorists Demand Their City Hire Lady Who Took Out All The Cyclists

Embarrassing: Ben Shapiro Goes All Day With His White Privilege Hanging Out

Embarrassing: Ben Shapiro Goes All Day With His White Privilege Hanging Out

"Now Is Not The Time For Questions,” Jen Psaki Reminds White House Press Corps

“Now Is Not The Time For Questions,” Jen Psaki Reminds White House Press Corps

Experts Now Believe Grinch’s Heart Growing Three Sizes That Day Likely Due To Vaccine

Experts Now Believe Grinch’s Heart Growing Three Sizes That Day Likely Due To Vaccine

Shark Who Identifies As Female Swimmer Poised To Compete In Summer Olympics

Shark Who Identifies As Female Swimmer Poised To Compete In Summer Olympics

Unemployment Office Makes Generous Counter Offer To Keep Citizen Away From Private Sector

Unemployment Office Makes Generous Counter Offer To Keep Citizen Away From Private Sector

Critical Race Theory Graduates Celebrate By Throwing Their White Pointy Caps Into The Air

Critical Race Theory Graduates Celebrate By Throwing Their White Pointy Caps Into The Air

5 Reasons Why Biden Soiling Himself At G7 Showed The Leadership Americans Desperately Need

5 Reasons Why Biden Soiling Himself At G7 Showed The Leadership Americans Desperately Need

Jaws Remake Aims To Terrify Americans By Having The Shark Fire Off Mean Tweets

Jaws Remake Aims To Terrify Americans By Having The Shark Fire Off Mean Tweets

Dr. Fauci Added To US Gymnast Team After More Impressive Flipping And Flopping

Dr. Fauci Added To US Gymnast Team After More Impressive Flipping And Flopping

Media: Don Jr. In Hot Water For Hunter Biden's N-Word Rant

Media: Don Jr. In Hot Water For Hunter Biden’s N-Word Rant

Biden Goes Missing After Candace Owens Joins White House Press Corps

Biden Goes Missing After Candace Owens Joins White House Press Corps

Dr. Fauci Wrote ‘Next Year’s Pandemic’ In Memo Line Of 2019 Check To Wuhan Lab

Dr. Fauci Wrote ‘Next Year’s Pandemic’ In Memo Line Of 2019 Check To Wuhan Lab

LeBron James Blames Lakers Playoff Exit On Cancel Culture

LeBron James Blames Lakers Playoff Exit On Cancel Culture

New Emails Reveal Rand Paul To Be Anthony Fauci’s Biological Father

New Emails Reveal Rand Paul To Be Anthony Fauci’s Biological Father

ISIS Leaders ‘Can’t Even’ As US Military Debuts All-Gay SEAL Team

ISIS Leaders ‘Can’t Even’ As US Military Debuts All-Gay SEAL Team

Matt Walsh Suspended For Repeatedly Dangling UFO In Front Of Shapiro Broadcast

Matt Walsh Suspended For Repeatedly Dangling UFO In Front Of Shapiro Broadcast

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