Skip to content
Satire for the Right. And the Wrong.
  • Home
  • RSS
  • MeWe
  • email
  • facebook
  • twitter
  • gab
  • parler
  • Truth Social
  • Gettr

The Glorious American

  • Memeskeyboard_arrow_down
  • Faithkeyboard_arrow_down
  • Healthkeyboard_arrow_down
  • US Newskeyboard_arrow_down
  • Sportskeyboard_arrow_down
  • Studies & Sciencekeyboard_arrow_down
  • Bidenkeyboard_arrow_down
  • Entertainmentkeyboard_arrow_down
  • Trumpkeyboard_arrow_down
  • Economickeyboard_arrow_down
  • Media & Techkeyboard_arrow_down
  • World & Weatherkeyboard_arrow_down
  • Lawkeyboard_arrow_down
BREAKING NEWS

‘This Is Kamala Country!’ Matt Walsh Viciously Attacked By Two Black Women In Rural Oklahoma

Read More

Officials Find Justin Trudeau’s Lying Pants That Started Canadian Wildfires

Hasbro Pressured To Add Small Accessory To All Mrs. Potato Head Sets

Editors Choice
'I Don't Need A Ride, I Need Ammo!' Joe Biden Yells Passing Through Every Democrat-Run City

'I Don't Need A Ride, I Need Ammo!' Joe Biden Yells Passing Through Every Democrat-Run City

Extremely Rare All-White Humpback Spotted, Immediately Shot By BLM

Extremely Rare All-White Humpback Spotted, Immediately Shot By BLM

Too Far? Ben Shapiro Fires Michael Knowles, Burns Down His House For April Fool’s Joke

Too Far? Ben Shapiro Fires Michael Knowles, Burns Down His House For April Fool’s Joke

Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style

Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style

‘The Squad’ Adds San Diego Weatherman Brick Tamland

‘The Squad’ Adds San Diego Weatherman Brick Tamland

Joe Biden Achieves Excellent Work-Life Balance By Barely Working And Barely Living

Joe Biden Achieves Excellent Work-Life Balance By Barely Working And Barely Living

Ray Epps Added To January 6th Committee

Ray Epps Added To January 6th Committee

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

navigate_next
navigate_before
MORE
Report: Democrats Starting To Freak Out The Scientologists

Report: Democrats Starting To Freak Out The Scientologists

Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals

Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

McCarthy Gets Debt Ceiling Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

McCarthy Gets Debt Ceiling Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons

Disaster: Team DeSantis Accidentally Books Ron On The Charles Krauthammer Podcast

Disaster: Team DeSantis Accidentally Books Ron On The Charles Krauthammer Podcast

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Ron DeSantis: 'After I'm Elected, I Will Fix All The Voter Fraud'

Ron DeSantis: ‘After I’m Elected, I Will Fix All The Voter Fraud’

Abercrombie & Fitch Pressured To Drop Trump Modeling Campaign

Abercrombie & Fitch Pressured To Drop Trump Modeling Campaign

Republicans and Democrats Hold Joint Press Conference To Deny The Existence Of A Uniparty

Republicans and Democrats Hold Joint Press Conference To Deny The Existence Of A Uniparty

Jerry Nadler Named Finalist For 2023 Fashion Icon Award

Jerry Nadler Named Finalist For 2023 Fashion Icon Award

Jordan Peterson Convinces Yelp To Make ‘It Was Pure Hell’ Option

Jordan Peterson Convinces Yelp To Make ‘It Was Pure Hell’ Option

LA Dodgers Make Uniforms 'Tuck-Friendly,' Sources Learn

LA Dodgers Make Uniforms ‘Tuck-Friendly,’ Sources Learn

Bud Light Hopeful New 'WE ARE GENDER FLUID' Campaign Rescues Brand

Bud Light Hopeful New ‘WE ARE GENDER FLUID’ Campaign Rescues Brand

LeBron James Blames Lakers Playoff Exit On Cancel Culture

LeBron James Blames Lakers Playoff Exit On Cancel Culture

LeBron: 'We're At A Point Where We Can't Even Assault Subway Riders After Being Arrested 42 Times

LeBron: ‘We’re At A Point Where We Can’t Even Assault Subway Riders After Being Arrested 42 Times

Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

Car Jacking Victim Gets FBI To Hunt Down Attacker By Claiming He Was Pro-Life

Car Jacking Victim Gets FBI To Hunt Down Attacker By Claiming He Was Pro-Life

Handwritten Note Shows FBI’s Internal Debate With Russia Collusion Hoax

Handwritten Note Shows FBI’s Internal Debate With Russia Collusion Hoax

Illinois Citizens Protest Local Graveyards For Voting In Democrats

Illinois Citizens Protest Local Graveyards For Voting In Democrats

'I Don't Need A Ride, I Need Ammo!' Joe Biden Yells Passing Through Every Democrat-Run City

‘I Don’t Need A Ride, I Need Ammo!’ Joe Biden Yells Passing Through Every Democrat-Run City

Democrats Finally Admit AOC Was Only Installed To Destigmatize The Mentally Ill

Democrats Finally Admit AOC Was Only Installed To Destigmatize The Mentally Ill

Report: Mexico Attempted To Pay For the Wall Multiple Times, But US Treasury Doesn’t Take Discover

Report: Mexico Attempted To Pay For the Wall Multiple Times, But US Treasury Doesn’t Take Discover

'Wow, Those Borders Sure Look Secure' Biden Whispers Watching Jurassic Park

‘Wow, Those Borders Sure Look Secure’ Biden Whispers Watching Jurassic Park

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

Outrageous Bigotry: Sex Reassignment Surgeon Sued For Only Offering Two Genders

Outrageous Bigotry: Sex Reassignment Surgeon Sued For Only Offering Two Genders

AOC Recounts Surviving Titanic On Instagram Live

AOC Recounts Surviving Titanic On Instagram Live

After Coca-Cola Tells Staff To Be ‘Less White,’ Several Employees Show Up In Black Face

After Coca-Cola Tells Staff To Be ‘Less White,’ Several Employees Show Up In Black Face

WNBA Agrees To Give Players 50% Of Jersey Sales If They Ever Sell One

WNBA Agrees To Give Players 50% Of Jersey Sales If They Ever Sell One

‘F–k Joe Biden’ Chant Breaks Out At Biden Dinner Table

‘F–k Joe Biden’ Chant Breaks Out At Biden Dinner Table

‘Stop Being A Conspiracy Theorist’ Whispers NSA Agent From Inside Tucker Carlson's Home

‘Stop Being A Conspiracy Theorist’ Whispers NSA Agent From Inside Tucker Carlson’s Home

Guy Who Pulled All The Wires Out During Forest Gump’s Speech Added To Biden Staff

Guy Who Pulled All The Wires Out During Forest Gump’s Speech Added To Biden Staff

Fox News Begins Just Filming CNN On Breakroom TV

Fox News Begins Just Filming CNN On Breakroom TV

CNN: Anthony Weiner To Replaced Don Lemon

CNN: Anthony Weiner To Replaced Don Lemon

Joe Biden Gives Staff 16 Hiding Places They Shouldn’t Look For Him During Hide-And-Seek Game

Joe Biden Gives Staff 16 Hiding Places They Shouldn’t Look For Him During Hide-And-Seek Game

Female Man-Woman Gives Birth to Partner’s Bi-Gender Trans-Woman’s Sperm Donor’s Mailman’s Child

Female Man-Woman Gives Birth to Partner’s Bi-Gender Trans-Woman’s Sperm Donor’s Mailman’s Child

Fox News Hires LeBron James To Help Solve Rating Problems

Fox News Hires LeBron James To Help Solve Rating Problems

Howard Stern: ‘How Dare Joe Rogan Broadcast Inappropriate Things’

Howard Stern: ‘How Dare Joe Rogan Broadcast Inappropriate Things’

Large Homeless Encampment Lands Major League Baseball Team

Large Homeless Encampment Lands Major League Baseball Team

CNN Replaces Don Lemon With Jordan Peterson

CNN Replaces Don Lemon With Jordan Peterson

Tucker Carlson Moves Show To Homeschool Curriculums

Tucker Carlson Moves Show To Homeschool Curriculums

Recent Popular Stories
  • Report: Democrats Starting To Freak Out The Scientologists
  • Jesse Watters And Dana Perino Split Up
    Jesse Watters And Dana Perino Split Up
  • McCarthy Gets Debt Ceiling Without Fully Funding Liposuction For Overweight Raccoons
  • Hasbro Pressured To Add Small Accessory To All Mrs. Potato Head Sets
  • Officials Find Justin Trudeau’s Lying Pants That Started Canadian Wildfires

 

Get Articles Emailed to You


All-Time Popular Stories
  • WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’
    WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’
  • LeBron: ‘It’s Getting To The Point Where A Rapist Can’t Even Resist Arrest Anymore’
    LeBron: ‘We’re At The Point Where A Girl Can’t Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’
  • LeBron James Demands NBA Investigate What All These ‘FLJ’ Signs Mean
  • Sports On Hold Until LeBron James Teaches Police How To Do Their Job
    Sports On Hold Until LeBron James Teaches Police How To Do Their Job
  • Jesse Watters And Dana Perino Split Up
    Jesse Watters And Dana Perino Split Up
  • LeBron: ‘Now We Need To Worry About Getting Shot Every Time We Try To Kill Someone?’
  • Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say
  • Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me The Law That Says Protesters Can’t Commit Assault’
    Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me The Law That Says Protesters Can’t Commit Assault’
  • After Coca-Cola Tells Staff To Be ‘Less White,’ Several Employees Show Up In Black Face
  • Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’
  • Nation Shocked To Learn Dana Perino’s House is a Disaster
    Nation Shocked To Learn Dana Perino’s House is a Disaster
  • California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted
  • Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior
    Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior
  • Lightfoot Vows To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her, Enters Solitary Confinement
  • LeBron Delivers On Equality As NBA Ratings Now Even With WNBA
    LeBron Delivers On Equality As NBA Ratings Now Even With WNBA
  • FBI To Investigate After Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage
    Bombshell: Blazing Saddles DVD Found In NASCAR Garage
  • Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying
  • Alyssa Milano: ‘If Biden Had Ever Touched A Woman Inappropriately, There’d Be A Bunch Of Memes About It
    Alyssa Milano: ‘If Biden Had Ever Touched A Girl Inappropriately, There’d Be A Bunch Of Memes About It’
  • AOC Recounts Surviving Titanic On Instagram Live
  • Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis
The Glorious American
2023 (c) The Glorious American. All Rights Reserved Privacy Policy | RSS