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FBI Asks Antifa To Teach Concerned Parents How To Peacefully Protest

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Stacey Abrams Banned For Misinformation After Tweeting ‘I Fight For A Cause Bigger Than Myself’

Abrams: ‘There Is No Such Thing As A 6-Piece Nugget Meal. It’s Manufactured To Dupe People Away From 40-Piece’

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White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

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Hurricane Ian's Racist Tweets Surface, Forced To Head Back To Mid-Atlantic

Hurricane Ian’s Racist Tweets Surface, Forced To Head Back To Mid-Atlantic

Fearing He May Serve Time, Mike Lindell Quietly Adds MyShiv To Family Of Products

Fearing He May Serve Time, Mike Lindell Quietly Adds MyShiv To Family Of Products

Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

Elizabeth Warren Hires Darryl To Teach Her Black People Phrases

Elizabeth Warren Hires Darryl To Teach Her Black People Phrases

DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House

DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House

CNN Hires Dog To Make Sure They Aren’t Missing Any Racist Dog Whistles

CNN Hires Dog To Make Sure They Aren’t Missing Any Racist Dog Whistles

Lightfoot Enters Solitary Confinement After Vowing To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her

Lightfoot Enters Solitary Confinement After Vowing To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her

Democrats Hope Focus Groups Love The Phrase ‘Burn The Whole F------ Country Down’

Democrats Hope Focus Groups Love The Phrase ‘Burn The Whole F—— Country Down’

Portland To Launch ‘Portland+’

Portland To Launch ‘Portland+’

Paul Pelosi On Brittney Griner: ‘She Should Be A Respecter Of Laws’

Paul Pelosi On Brittney Griner: ‘She Should Be A Respecter Of Laws’

Democrats Propose Vote-By-Raccoon

Democrats Propose Vote-By-Raccoon

Joe Biden Lands Endorsement Deal With Little-Known 4-Minute Energy

Joe Biden Lands Endorsement Deal With Little-Known 4-Minute Energy

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

CNN: 'No Two Planes Have Done More Damage To USA Than The Two Ron DeSantis Sent To Martha's Vineyard'

CNN: ‘No Two Planes Have Done More Damage To USA Than The Two Ron DeSantis Sent To Martha’s Vineyard’

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

College Student Given 68 Years To Live After Contracting New COVID Variant

College Student Given 68 Years To Live After Contracting New COVID Variant

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By BLM

Shock Poll: Trump Leads Big With People Who Just Got Their Ass Beat By BLM

Jill Biden Signs Executive Order Legalizing Elder Abuse

Jill Biden Signs Executive Order Legalizing Elder Abuse

With Star Brittney Griner Out, WNBA Poised To Lose Nearly $54 Next Season

With Star Brittney Griner Out, WNBA Poised To Lose Nearly $54 Next Season

Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior

Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior

Hasbro Pressured To Add Small Accessory To All Mrs. Potato Head Sets

Hasbro Pressured To Add Small Accessory To All Mrs. Potato Head Sets

Satan Himself Finally Agrees To Move To California After More Accommodations Were Made to His Liking

Satan Himself Finally Agrees To Move To California After More Accommodations Were Made to His Liking

Jennifer Lawerence To Reboot ‘Hunger Games’ Where Katniss Just Does Whatever The Capitol Wants

Jennifer Lawerence To Reboot ‘Hunger Games’ Where Katniss Just Does Whatever The Capitol Wants

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Joy Reid Breaks Rubik's Cube World Record By Coloring All The Squares Black Real Quick

Joy Reid Breaks Rubik’s Cube World Record By Coloring All The Squares Black Real Quick

Biden Blasts MAGA's America: ‘We Got No Food, We Got No Jobs, Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off!’

Biden Blasts MAGA’s America: ‘We Got No Food, We Got No Jobs, Our Pets’ Heads Are Falling Off!’

Biden Calls Tucker Carlson ‘Taliban-Like’, Reflexively Gives Him $82 Billion In Military Equipment

Biden Calls Tucker Carlson ‘Taliban-Like’, Reflexively Gives Him $82 Billion In Military Equipment

California Votes To Ban Whoopie Goldberg From Blowing Huge Farts While On The View By 2035

California Votes To Ban Whoopie Goldberg From Blowing Huge Farts While On The View By 2035

Biden: 'We Must Destroy This Nation, But We Must Do It Together'

Biden: ‘We Must Destroy This Nation, But We Must Do It Together’

Kids ‘Playing War’ Now Just Stealing Money From Mom’s Purse

Kids ‘Playing War’ Now Just Stealing Money From Mom’s Purse

With Only One Unfulfilled Conspiracy Theory Left, All Eyes Turn To The Friggin’ Frogs

With Only One Unfulfilled Conspiracy Theory Left, All Eyes Turn To The Friggin’ Frogs

Hunter Biden Inadvertently Arms Ukraine By Leaving Numerous Guns Laying Around The Country

Hunter Biden Inadvertently Arms Ukraine By Leaving Numerous Guns Laying Around The Country

NEW: See James Comey's Series Of Motivational Posters

NEW: See James Comey’s Series Of Motivational Posters

Howard Stern: ‘How Dare Joe Rogan Broadcast Inappropriate Things’

Howard Stern: ‘How Dare Joe Rogan Broadcast Inappropriate Things’

CDC Labels Marvin Gaye’s ‘Sexual Healing’ Medical Misinformation

CDC Labels Marvin Gaye’s ‘Sexual Healing’ Medical Misinformation

Unable To Speak, FBI Provides John Fetterman Helpful Stump Speech

Unable To Speak, FBI Provides John Fetterman Helpful Stump Speech

Biden Tells Press ‘Amish Are To Blame For USA Losing World War II’

Biden Tells Press ‘Amish Are To Blame For USA Losing World War II’

FBI Asks Facebook To Add Disclaimer To All Trader Joe’s Signs

FBI Asks Facebook To Add Disclaimer To All Trader Joe’s Signs

Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

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