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Merrick Garland: ‘Mom Says You Guys Have To Stop Making Fun Of Me’

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FBI Accidentally Grants Trump Immunity From Everything After He Buys One Of Hunter’s Paintings

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My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

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Ending Row Vs. Wade 'Only 3%' Of What Clarence Thomas Did Last Month

Ending Row Vs. Wade ‘Only 3%’ Of What Clarence Thomas Did Last Month

‘I’ll Handle This!’ Ray Epps Yells After His Favorite President’s Home Gets Raided By FBI

‘I’ll Handle This!’ Ray Epps Yells After His Favorite President’s Home Gets Raided By FBI

With Star Brittney Griner Out, WNBA Poised To Lose Nearly $54 Next Season

With Star Brittney Griner Out, WNBA Poised To Lose Nearly $54 Next Season

Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

Alec Baldwin Argues More Safety Procedures Should Have Been In Place To Prevent Oscar Slap

Paul Pelosi On Brittney Griner: ‘She Should Be A Respecter Of Laws’

Paul Pelosi On Brittney Griner: ‘She Should Be A Respecter Of Laws’

Arizonans Receiving Little ‘I Tried To Vote, But They Ran Out Of Ballots And Someone Said They’d Call Me Later’ Stickers

Arizonans Receiving Little ‘I Tried To Vote, But They Ran Out Of Ballots And Someone Said They’d Call Me Later’ Stickers

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

Fox News: 'This Guy Wins Race After Taking Insurmountable One-Inch Lead'

Fox News: ‘This Guy Wins Race After Taking Insurmountable One-Inch Lead’

China Threatens US Strike If Nancy Wears Low-Cut Shirt Near Taiwan

China Threatens US Strike If Nancy Wears Low-Cut Shirt Near Taiwan

Report: High Turnout Of Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers Could Spell Trouble For Dems In Midterms

Report: High Turnout Of Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers Could Spell Trouble For Dems In Midterms

As US-China Relations Worsen, Democrats Ask China What We Should Do

As US-China Relations Worsen, Democrats Ask China What We Should Do

Family Evicted After House Cat Identifies As Home Owner

Family Evicted After House Cat Identifies As Home Owner

Portland Outlaws Fondue Fountains Claiming They Promote 'Dangerous' Trickle-Down Economic Theory

Portland Outlaws Fondue Fountains Claiming They Promote ‘Dangerous’ Trickle-Down Economic Theory

Mafia Renames Hideout ‘Hunter’s Laptop’ To Avoid FBI Suspicion

Mafia Renames Hideout ‘Hunter’s Laptop’ To Avoid FBI Suspicion

Justice Department To Investigate The 59% Of Americans Who Believe Election Was Stolen

Justice Department To Investigate The 59% Of Americans Who Believe Election Was Stolen

Biden White House Tries To Redefine ‘Pedophile’

Biden White House Tries To Redefine ‘Pedophile’

White House To Impose 1-Day Lockdown On Tuesday So They Can Take Credit For All 158 Million Jobs Coming Back On Wednesday

White House To Impose 1-Day Lockdown On Tuesday So They Can Take Credit For All 158 Million Jobs Coming Back On Wednesday

Teacher Comes Out As Cannibal, Tries To Eat The Students

Teacher Comes Out As Cannibal, Tries To Eat The Students

Don Lemon On Monkeypox Diagnosis: ‘You Should See The Other Guy’

Don Lemon On Monkeypox Diagnosis: ‘You Should See The Other Guy’

Car Considered Totaled After Running Out Of Gas

Car Considered Totaled After Running Out Of Gas

Jaws Remake Aims To Terrify Liberals By Having The Shark Fire Off Mean Tweets

Jaws Remake Aims To Terrify Liberals By Having The Shark Fire Off Mean Tweets

Report: Biden Loses Will To Live After COVID Takes His Sense Of Smell

Report: Biden Loses Will To Live After COVID Takes His Sense Of Smell

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Doritos Launches New Line Of Socialist Flavors

Doritos Launches New Line Of Socialist Flavors

Elizabeth Warren Calls 120-Car Pile-Up An ‘Act Of Love’ In Automotive Safety

Elizabeth Warren Calls 120-Car Pile-Up An ‘Act Of Love’ In Automotive Safety

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

Jill Biden Warns Hispanics Trump ‘Nacho Average Politician,’ And ‘Planning Hostile Taco-ver’

Jill Biden Warns Hispanics Trump ‘Nacho Average Politician,’ And ‘Planning Hostile Taco-ver’

Mattress Store Boasts ‘Trump Era’ Retail Price In Record-Breaking Sale

Mattress Store Boasts ‘Trump Era’ Retail Price In Record-Breaking Sale

‘Get Outta Here, Pete!’ Border Patrol Yells To Buttigieg After He Hears They’re Handing Out Whippings

‘Get Outta Here, Pete!’ Border Patrol Yells To Buttigieg After He Hears They’re Handing Out Whippings

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

Kamala Harris Still Searching For The Right Person To Sleep With To Solve Border Crisis

As Racial Tensions Flare, Realtors Brace For Extra Business From BLM Leaders

As Racial Tensions Flare, Realtors Brace For Extra Business From BLM Leaders

Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’

WNBA Players Issue Ultimatum To American People: ‘It’s Either Us Or The Flag’

Gavin Newsom To Live in Florida Year-Round To Better Report How Badly DeSantis Runs State

Gavin Newsom To Live in Florida Year-Round To Better Report How Badly DeSantis Runs State

Joe Biden Looking Forward To Plagiarizing Bill Pullman’s Speech From Independence Day

Joe Biden Looking Forward To Plagiarizing Bill Pullman’s Speech From Independence Day

Biden Insists On Singing National Anthem, Accidentally Sings Baby Shark

Biden Insists On Singing National Anthem, Accidentally Sings Baby Shark

Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals

Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

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