WASHINGTON, DC — Immediately following President Trump’s joint session of Congress speech, the Democrats ushered notorious MS-13 gang member, Miguel ‘Bone Killer’ Lopez to the podium to give their official response.
The networks had to bleep out a large percentage of Bone Killer’s remarks due to horrifying language, but it seems he demanded the abolishment of the second amendment, the return of California back to Mexico and taxpayer-funded sex changes—typical Democrat talking points.
To the Democrats’ surprise, Trump immediately agreed to the California demand tweeting: “Done. You’ve got a deal, Bone Killer.” Even more shocking, the paperwork to cut off California had been drawn up within the hour.
Critics are saying the Democrats should not have embraced the MS-13 gang due to the vast number of deaths they have caused. However, Nancy Pelosi reminded everyone that Trump’s 2017 net neutrality act has killed far more.
Because of the thick language barrier, incoherent rambling, and a steady stream of the F word, the speech is not well received by anyone except Joe Biden. “Those were the most brilliant, articulate, beautiful words I’ve ever heard!” the fictional former President said wiping a tear from his eye.
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