Say what you will about Kamala Harris, but she’s trying everything she knows in order to solve this border crisis. Reports are she is still diligently searching for the right person to sleep with to fix this problem. On Tuesday she looked all over North Chicago, stopping into bakeries, nail salons, and boutique stores. “Hey,…
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Kamala Harris: ‘People Who Assume Race And Gender Are Probably White Males’
Kamala Harris won’t stand for rude and lazy stereotypes. On Wednesday, she stood up for the interracial, non-gendered community in a big way. “Listen to me. Everyone stop covering your ears for a second, I’ve got most of the cackling out of my system. I want you to hear what I’m about to say,” Harris…
Lay’s Potato Chips Canceled After Horribly Offensive Word Spotted On Bag
Yikes. It looks like, for the second time this month, another potato company is in big trouble. On Friday morning, over fifty grocery store chains have canceled their contract with Lay’s Potato Chips after a horrific racial slur was spotted on one of their bags. It is a long-standing rule that the Glorious American not…
Conservatives Start Replacing “See You Later“ With “See You At The Camp!”
Convinced they’ll soon be rounded up, conservatives everywhere have begun replacing the phrase “see you later” with “see you at the camp.” The trend picked up steam after the Biden administration mailed all registered Republicans a pamphlet reading “So You’re An Unhinged Qanon National Security Threat—What Next?” With Trump gone, many conservatives have begun using…
Liz Cheney Threatens To Start Own Party
The Republican Party is playing a dangerous game by not taking Liz Cheney seriously, Liz Cheney warned this week. “We are still seeing voters show love and support for Donald Trump after I specifically asked them not to,” Cheney fumed. “If things don’t change, I will not hesitate to bring my supporters with me and…
