Ancestry.com Will Now Remove Any Traces Of White Lineage For Additional $89

Ancestry.com Will Now Remove Any Traces Of White Lineage For Additional $89

The folks who run Ancestry.com continue to rack up federal hate crimes by telling their customers they come from white people. By far the most heinous insult known to man. To correct this, a new option on Ancestary.com called ‘whitewash’ is available. This upgrade will remove any trace of your white lineage for an additional $89.  Normally, a person’s lineage is…

Karaoke Nightmare: Man Sings Shania Twain’s ‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’, Immediately Becomes A Woman

Karaoke Nightmare: Man Sings Shania Twain’s ‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’, Immediately Becomes A Woman

Every science textbook (published after 2019) teaches us that gender is so fluid, it’s wise to always have a mop and towel handy in case it spontaneously changes. Houston’s Alex Hathaway learned this the hard way on Saturday after he allowed his co-workers to pick his karaoke song. “They picked Shania Twain’s Man, I Feel…