Democrats Ask MS-13 Gang Member to Give Response to Trump's Joint Session Speech

Democrats Ask MS-13 Gang Member to Give Response to Trump's Joint Session Speech

WASHINGTON, DC — Immediately following President Trump’s joint session of Congress speech, the Democrats ushered notorious MS-13 gang member, Miguel ‘Bone Killer’ Lopez to the podium to give their official response. The networks had to bleep out a large percentage of Bone Killer’s remarks due to horrifying language, but it seems he demanded the abolishment…

Fiery Exchange Erupts As AOC Demands Clarification On Where Yankee Doodle Stuck Feather

Fiery Exchange Erupts As AOC Demands Clarification On Where Yankee Doodle Stuck Feather

WASHINGTON, DC — On Tuesday, Yankee Doodle testified in front of dozens of angry House Democrats. “We want to know exactly where he’s been sticking that feather!” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez yelled to the crowd of reporters upon entering the Capitol building. Over the decades, Yankee Doodle has driven the left crazy with his overly flamboyant patriotism.…