Taking a page out of ol’ Joe Biden’s book, Amy Coney Barrett has informed Democrats that she is choosing to not answer their questions until after she’s confirmed. “I don’t blame you for asking me that question,” Barrett replied to Dick Durbin. “But the moment I answer that, my response will become the issue. And…
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Hunter Biden Asked To Stop Pretending To Be One Of Amy Coney Barrett’s Adopted Children
During a beautiful ceremony, which announced Amy Coney Barrett as the next Supreme Court Justice, Hunter Biden kept trying to blend into her large family in hopes they would take him in as their adopted son. Even after being asked to stop several times, Hunter repeatedly kept sneaking over to the family seating area and…
Trump Discovers Two More States Off Texas Shore, Four GOP Senators To Be Added Soon
While making a campaign stop in Corpus Christi, Texas, President Donald Trump made an astonishing discovery. “Hold it. I need a Diet Coke and an old-timey telescope. Right away!” Trump abruptly yelled into the microphone. “I think I see, what some would say…an opportunity.” After a few seconds of holding the telescope up to his…
Nice Try: Democrats Claim Supreme Court Seat Should Remain Empty For Social Distancing Purposes
In their first of many attempts to thwart President Trump’s Supreme Court pick, Democrats slapped a COVID warning sign on the vacant chair. “Danger! COVID is real and it will kill every last member of this court if social distancing rules are not followed. Under no circumstance should this seat be filled!” Screamed a frantic…
