The folks who run Ancestry.com continue to rack up federal hate crimes by telling their customers they come from white people. By far the most heinous insult known to man. To correct this, a new option on Ancestary.com called ‘whitewash’ is available. This upgrade will remove any trace of your white lineage for an additional $89. Normally, a person’s lineage is…
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Karaoke Nightmare: Man Sings Shania Twain’s ‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’, Immediately Becomes A Woman
Every science textbook (published after 2019) teaches us that gender is so fluid, it’s wise to always have a mop and towel handy in case it spontaneously changes. Houston’s Alex Hathaway learned this the hard way on Saturday after he allowed his co-workers to pick his karaoke song. “They picked Shania Twain’s Man, I Feel…
Lightfoot Enters Solitary Confinement After Vowing To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her
Lori Lightfoot made inclusion such a major focus of her years in office; she has apparently grown tired of the idea. On Wednesday, the Chicago mayor became so sick of inclusion she announced she would only socialize with people who look like her. “For years everything was, ‘let’s be friendly to Mexicans and whites and…
Jenner: ‘I Will Remove California’s Junk’
In a powerful interview with Fox News, Caitlyn Jenner told Sean Hannity that Californians are tired of getting the shaft and need a new governor. The broken legal system was a specific target for Jenner. “You know me, Sean, I like to get to the bottom of things. Criminals in California are getting off way…
FBI To Interview BLM Rioters To See If They Have Any Tips On Where Capitol Hill Protesters Are
The FBI is leaving no stone unturned in their hunt for the vicious criminals who meandered inside the Capitol Building on January 6th. Fortunately for justice and the rule of law, the agency found a new batch of folks who they have not yet interviewed for clues; the BLM rioters. “Of the 5,000 Trump…