As many predicted, the United States Postal Service has lost their $10 billion stimulus check in the mail. “Oh, here it is!” mailman, Herb Dover said holding up an oversized Bed Bath & Beyond coupon. “Awe, [Explicit] never mind. Now where did I put that…” he muttered as he dug through his truck. Herb, a…
As millions of American children are now being homeschooled, many kids are dealing with the jarring transition to their radical pro-America teachers. “What is with Mr. Anderson?” 9-year-old Hanna Anderson sighed after another bizarre day being taught by her father. A normal school day for Hanna consisted of 1st period math, which is the counting…
Over the weekend, Carly Reynolds of Kennesaw, Georgia pulled off what experts are calling the greatest moment on the internet since Al Gore invented it. Carly amazingly won a heated political Facebook debate by using nothing but emojis. After Carly shared a meme of Vince Vaughn saying “Lock it up!” some of her old co-workers…
While speaking at a Bernie rally this week, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may have gotten a bit too aggressive in defending Bernie Sanders, claiming he was “the only candidate left who survived Y2K.” “Bernie is the only candidate who can tame a wild stallion with just the sound of his monotone yell! She roared into the mic.…
