US Postal Service Thinks They Lost Their $10 Billion Stimulus Check In The Mail

US Postal Service Thinks They Lost Their $10 Billion Stimulus Check In The Mail

As many predicted, the United States Postal Service has lost their $10 billion stimulus check in the mail. “Oh, here it is!” mailman, Herb Dover said holding up an oversized Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.  “Awe, [Explicit] never mind.  Now where did I put that…” he muttered as he dug through his truck. Herb, a…

Report: Kids Now Being Homeschooled Baffled By Radical Pro-America Teacher

Report: Kids Now Being Homeschooled Baffled By Radical Pro-America Teacher

As millions of American children are now being homeschooled, many kids are dealing with the jarring transition to their radical pro-America teachers. “What is with Mr. Anderson?” 9-year-old Hanna Anderson sighed after another bizarre day being taught by her father.  A normal school day for Hanna consisted of 1st period math, which is the counting…

Amazing! Woman Wins Heated Facebook Debate Using Only Emojis

Amazing! Woman Wins Heated Facebook Debate Using Only Emojis

Over the weekend, Carly Reynolds of Kennesaw, Georgia pulled off what experts are calling the greatest moment on the internet since Al Gore invented it.  Carly amazingly won a heated political Facebook debate by using nothing but emojis. After Carly shared a meme of Vince Vaughn saying “Lock it up!” some of her old co-workers…

Anti-Dairy Activists: Farmers Are Abusing Cows While Yelling ‘This Is MAGA Country!’

Anti-Dairy Activists: Farmers Are Abusing Cows While Yelling ‘This Is MAGA Country!’

If you were one of the 80 people who watched the Oscars, you probably remember Joaquin Phoenix’s fiery anti-dairy speech: “First we take the cow’s milk! And then we take that milk which was intended for their baby calf and we defile our fruity pebbles with it! And we also use it for our cereal!”…

AOC: 'Bernie Sanders is Only Candidate Left Who Survived Y2K'

AOC: 'Bernie Sanders is Only Candidate Left Who Survived Y2K'

While speaking at a Bernie rally this week, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may have gotten a bit too aggressive in defending Bernie Sanders, claiming he was “the only candidate left who survived Y2K.” “Bernie is the only candidate who can tame a wild stallion with just the sound of his monotone yell! She roared into the mic.…