Man Believes Minority Communities Shouldn’t Be Destroyed, Clearly White Supremacist

Man Believes Minority Communities Shouldn’t Be Destroyed, Clearly White Supremacist

Middlebury, Vermont was rocked on Wednesday after the shocking discovery of a local man’s Facebook post.  After 32-year-old, Allen Mason wrote, “It’s horrible that these minority communities are being destroyed.  This should not happen!” his friends and family faced the grim reality that Allen was a raging white supremacist. As Allen (who is obviously a…

Nation’s Police Demand Pay Raise After Getting Rioters ‘Right Where We Want Them’

Nation’s Police Demand Pay Raise After Getting Rioters ‘Right Where We Want Them’

Every police force in America has demanded a raise after claiming they’ve got the rioters ‘right where we want them.’ The country, which has only four buildings left intact, is not particularly thrilled with how law enforcement has handled the rioters.  “What’s been happening is, a group of protestors will demand all the police abandon…

Media Praises Cuomo On Decision To Send Cougars Into Nursing Homes

Media Praises Cuomo On Decision To Send Cougars Into Nursing Homes

In what’s being called the most brilliant political move since storing classified emails in your bathroom server, Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that cougars would be sent to live in the state’s nursing homes.  “This is your classic ‘two-birds-with-one-stone’ situation,” the governor explained to his adoring press.  “We’ve been experiencing overcrowding in our local nursing homes…