BURBANK, CA–When the Walt Disney studios green-lit another chapter to the popular Indiana Jones franchise, they knew audiences needed the most spectacular adventure yet. Not only has Disney delivered a story arc that will leave audiences both astonished and mystified, but the latest film is also guaranteed to be far superior to any that came…
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Rumor: Michael Scott Could Be Out As Kamala Harris’ Speechwriter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rumors are swirling that Kamala Harris’ head speechwriter, Michael Scott, might be fired soon. If true, the timing is odd, as it was only last week that Scott provided perhaps the most elegant and powerful line for any VP ever. “The passage of time is passing every day. Day by day. And that…
Jennifer Lawerence To Reboot ‘Hunger Games’ Where Katniss Just Does Whatever The Capitol Wants
HOLLYWOOD, CA – It was a busy week for Hollywood’s Jennifer Lawerence. There was the normal conjugal visit with Harvey Weinstein. Then, she found time to endorse special-needs candidate Kamala Harris. Now, filming begins on the new Hunger Games movie. This time, Katniss will just do whatever the Capitol wants. The title is Hunger Games:…
Brian Stelter Says Taylor Swift Song 'Stupid Little Potato Man’ Is Not About Him
NASHVILLE, TN–Fans have long speculated that Taylor Swift’s hit song, “Stupid Little Potato Man,” is about CNN personality Brian Stelter. Now, the serious newsman is finally weighing in. “It’s not about me, you guys, so stop it. Taylor’s song is about, uuuhh, society. And sometimes artists view society as sort of like a stupid guy who looks…
Oprah Decries White Privilege After Learning About Some Money That’s Not Hers
CHICAGO, IL– For the last several years, Oprah Winfrey has been relativity quiet on the issue of white privilege. That was until she learned there was money in circulation that wasn’t hers. On an episode of her new Apple TV series Worship The Oprah, Or Else, the billionaire explained that she’s always been leery of a…