WASHINGTON, DC — Thinking he was watching CNN, Joe Biden found himself watching the 2003 Christmas classic Elf. The fictional president instantly became enamored with the movie’s star, Buddy the Elf. “Jean-Pierre! Come quick! CNN’s done it again! They’ve found perhaps the world’s most distinguished statesman,” he yelled to his press secretary. As they…
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Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.
BURBANK, CA–When the Walt Disney studios green-lit another chapter to the popular Indiana Jones franchise, they knew audiences needed the most spectacular adventure yet. Not only has Disney delivered a story arc that will leave audiences both astonished and mystified, but the latest film is also guaranteed to be far superior to any that came…
Rumor: Michael Scott Could Be Out As Kamala Harris’ Speechwriter
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rumors are swirling that Kamala Harris’ head speechwriter, Michael Scott, might be fired soon. If true, the timing is odd, as it was only last week that Scott provided perhaps the most elegant and powerful line for any VP ever. “The passage of time is passing every day. Day by day. And that…
Jennifer Lawerence To Reboot ‘Hunger Games’ Where Katniss Just Does Whatever The Capitol Wants
HOLLYWOOD, CA – It was a busy week for Hollywood’s Jennifer Lawerence. There was the normal conjugal visit with Harvey Weinstein. Then, she found time to endorse special-needs candidate Kamala Harris. Now, filming begins on the new Hunger Games movie. This time, Katniss will just do whatever the Capitol wants. The title is Hunger Games:…