HOLLYWOOD, CA – It was a busy week for Hollywood’s Jennifer Lawerence. There was the normal conjugal visit with Harvey Weinstein. Then, she found time to endorse special-needs candidate Kamala Harris. Now, filming begins on the new Hunger Games movie. This time, Katniss will just do whatever the Capitol wants. The title is Hunger Games:…
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Brian Stelter Says Taylor Swift Song 'Stupid Little Potato Man’ Is Not About Him
NASHVILLE, TN–Fans have long speculated that Taylor Swift’s hit song, “Stupid Little Potato Man,” is about CNN personality Brian Stelter. Now, the serious newsman is finally weighing in. “It’s not about me, you guys, so stop it. Taylor’s song is about, uuuhh, society. And sometimes artists view society as sort of like a stupid guy who looks…
Oprah Decries White Privilege After Learning About Some Money That’s Not Hers
CHICAGO, IL– For the last several years, Oprah Winfrey has been relativity quiet on the issue of white privilege. That was until she learned there was money in circulation that wasn’t hers. On an episode of her new Apple TV series Worship The Oprah, Or Else, the billionaire explained that she’s always been leery of a…
Biden Insists On Singing National Anthem, Accidentally Sings Baby Shark
WASHINGTON, DC–Despite White House staff begging for him not to, Joe Biden insisted on serenading all nine of his loyal supporters with the National Anthem. However, his staff’s worst fears were realized when he promptly began singing ‘Baby Shark.’ “We knew whatever came out of his mouth wouldn’t come close to the National Anthem,” an…
‘How I Launched My Political Career: The Kamala Harris Story’ To Air At 1 AM On Cinemax
LOS ANGELES, CA–Due to the graphic nature of how Kamala Harris climbed the ranks of the political world, every news network was forced to pass on airing her documentary. NBC was all set to air the filth-filled program until the FCC determined that showing an 86-year-old, Willie Brown degrade himself on camera would be too…