Doing his best Snoop Dogg impersonation, Barack Obama brought the house to tears while giving Rep. John Lewis’ eulogy. Perhaps the most moving moment was when the former President recalled Lewis’ idea to convince the FBI to spy on the Trump campaign and entrap General Michael Flynn. “I’ll never forget it,” Obama said, pretending to…
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Portland's Annual Naked Bike Ride Will Now Require Head-To-Toe Body Armor
Due to the riots, Portland’s annual naked bike ride will now require all cyclists to wear head-to-toe body armor; an event rep announced Tuesday. The decision was made after fully clothed Portland citizens were being stabbed, shot, and burnt to a crisp as they walked through the once-peaceful city (1902). “The most important thing for our…
CNN: As Tucker Carlson’s Ratings Continue To Climb, So Do Odds That He Committed Sexual Assault
An interesting correlation was noticed by CNN on Monday regarding Tucker Carlson. In their fascinating study, it seems the higher the Fox News star’s ratings climb, so do the odds that he committed horrifying sexual assaults. “The data speaks for itself,” CNN’s Brian Seltzer said holding up an Applebee’s menu, hoping people would assume it…
