Joe Biden’s groundbreaking gun control bill may have been undermined when it was immediately shot up from a gun his son was holding. “With this legislation, we have finally put an end to dangerous and stupid criminals recklessly shooting off their guns,” fictional President Joe Biden said, holding up the bill. However, upon completing that…
Category: Law
Antifa Leaders Threaten Boycott Of Any State That Requires Voter I.D. Laws
If state lawmakers aren’t careful they might soon drive away their local Antifa chapter. Leadership of the group has announced their intention to completely boycott any state that requires I.D.s for voting. “We get one sniff of that uncivilized restriction, and we’ll pack up our stuff and leave,” an Antifa leader said before hitting an…
Outrageous: Georgia's New Voting Bill To Limit Hidden Suitcases Under Tables
Georgia may have gone too far. In a move clearly inspired by Jim Crow and Mr. Potato Head, the state has voted to limit suitcases hidden under tables. “I believe elections should be clean and free of fraud when it’s my [explicit] on the ballot,” Georgia Governor Brian Kemp said. Stacey Abrams is furious with…
MLB: ‘Minnesota Twins To Relocate If George Floyd Trial Doesn’t Go How We Want’
Minnesota baseball fans were handed some ominous news Saturday when Major League Baseball announced they would relocate the Minnesota Twins if they don’t like what the jurors say in the George Floyd Trial. “As a sports league, our first job is to shape politics and help Democrats,” MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred said. “In fact, it’s…
Biden Administration Developing ‘Passport’ For People Allowed To Touch Their Face
The Biden administration is working on a digital ‘passport’ for citizens who have been given clearance to touch their face, a White House source confirmed Monday. “Many Americans have gone over twelve months without touching their face and we need to reward them,” Jen Psaki said. “Businesses, restaurants, and sporting events do not want neanderthals…
