Roe v. Wade Overturned, Gay Men Hit Hardest

Roe v. Wade Overturned, Gay Men Hit Hardest

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The homosexual community was just healing from the latest episode of This Is Us, and now this? The Supreme Court, a government body infamous for not being gay despite repeated warnings, abolished abortion this week. An aggressive attack that disproportionately targets the homosexual men of Texas. “Their agenda against us is so blatant,” Dallas’ Josh McGayhee fumed. “The…

Odd: All Crime From Dangerous Trump Supporters Stops During FBI’s Company Picnic

Odd: All Crime From Dangerous Trump Supporters Stops During FBI’s Company Picnic

WASHINGTON, D.C.–An odd development unfolded during the FBI’s company picnic Thursday. All criminal activity from dangerous Trump supporters sharply ceased precisely during the annual event. Even small offenses like spraypainting ‘Yay for Hitler!’ on college campuses and writing ‘I don’t tip those who look different than me!’ on receipts also abruptly ended during the picnic…

'Yeah, But I Thought He Was A Dog Groomer' Judge Jackson Says Over 21 Times In Confirmation Hearing

'Yeah, But I Thought He Was A Dog Groomer' Judge Jackson Says Over 21 Times In Confirmation Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C.— During her confirmation hearing, Judge Ketajilkjxfg Brown Jackson brilliantly side-stepped all criticism for not punishing child abusers by claiming she thought the convicted men were all ‘dog groomers.’ “Ms. Jackson, can you explain why you only gave a Tallahassee man five days of community service for conducting the grooming of over fifty-five children…