This week, CNN described Trump holding up the Bible as “troubling footage’. However, some astute viewers noticed that while Wolf Blitzer was describing Trump’s disturbing act, a man wielding a chainsaw was attacking a crowd of people. “Now I want to comment on what we’re looking at here,” Blitzer began. “But first, I want to…
Category: Law
Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me The Law That Says Protesters Can’t Commit Assault’
School was in session Tuesday night as CNN’s Chris Cuomo informed his audience that there is no law prohibiting the protestors from committing assault. “Way too many people are noticing the looting and the violence and the assaults. And you know who’s whining about it the loudest? The elderly business owners who are in the…
DNC: Riots Are Because America’s Youth Are So Anxious To Vote For Joe Biden
Democrat party officials are pushing a new theory that suggests the reason America’s youth are rioting is because they are so anxious to cast their vote for Joe Biden. “When I see these videos of people flipping police cars and punching business owners in the teeth, what I really see are kids who are so…
“You Can’t Ask People To Stay In Their Homes!” CNN Screams Upon Learning of Trump Issued Curfew
It was a full-blown meltdown on CNN last night after the network learned President Trump encouraged the states to issue a curfew. “At this time I’ll ask our audience—yeah, all 10 of you, to sit down or grab on to something sturdy. Because I’ve got something so shocking to tell you,” Jake Tapper warned. The President…
Joe Biden: ‘I Will Protect Americans! Unless It’s Naptime’
As the need for law and order becomes a major concern for Americans, presidential hopeful, Joe Biden has delivered the following promise: “I will protect Americans! Unless it’s naptime.” “C’mon man. You think you’ll see this type of looting and riff-raff once I appoint Corn Pop as Secretary of Violence?” the former VP explained. “Furthermore,…
