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‘Shoot ‘Em In The Leg!’ Screams Joe Biden As Reporter Gets Too Close

Despite calling a lid until the day of his inauguration, a rascally reporter brazenly came within one hundred yards of Joe Biden on Tuesday. “Shoot ‘em in the leg!” Biden screamed as the man sprinted away in terror. “C’mon, man! Trying to ask me a question without my trusty teleprompter? Someone responsibly blast his leg…

Biden: ‘I Told Big Tech They Had Six Minutes To Take Down The Story And Son Of A [Explicit]’

Laughing and knee-slapping with donors yesterday, Joe Biden bragged about giving Twitter and Facebook ‘six minutes’ to scrub their platforms on a story proving he gave special access to Ukraine in exchange for Hunter’s monthly hooker and crack cocaine allowance. Twitter’s Jack Dorsey replied, “So you’re asking us to deliberately censor content from the American…

Amy Coney Barrett Tells Democrats She Won’t Answer Questions Until After She’s Confirmed

Taking a page out of ol’ Joe Biden’s book, Amy Coney Barrett has informed Democrats that she is choosing to not answer their questions until after she’s confirmed. “I don’t blame you for asking me that question,” Barrett replied to Dick Durbin. “But the moment I answer that, my response will become the issue. And…

Biden: ‘If I Don’t Know If We’re Packing The Court—Neither Should The Voters’

Clearly frustrated with the question, an irate Joe Biden finally yelled, “Listen, Jack! If I don’t know if we’re packing the Supreme Court, neither should the voters!” Biden went on to say, “All America deserves to know, is that if I do what the bad people say, I get some vanilla ice cream and a…

Democrats To Handle Supreme Court Vacancy With Class

For years Democrats have been an example for our nation’s youth by demonstrating a cool and calm brand of governing. It’s why a recent poll shows the modern Democrat party is trusted higher than a Navy Seals team led by Morgan Freeman. And if you’re lucky enough to live in a major city run by…