SAN FRANCISCO, CA – An attention-seeking TikTok video created by a big fat lib went viral this week. In the video, San Francisco resident Karen McKarenson is warning Bay Area residents that the city has become so violent the only reason to leave their homes is to vote for Democrats or if you want to…

WASHINGTON, DC – Another 221,683,092 indictments came down Wednesday, this time on the 63% of Americans who believe the 2020 election was stolen. “The fringe beliefs held by this small number of outliers are dangerous,” amateur lawyer Jack Smith said. “These people will be rounded up, loaded into trains, and head to Washington, DC. This…

ISABEL, IL –As everyone knows, if you’re a Democrat pondering to run against a Republican—in particular, Donald Trump, you have immunity from all crimes and even the investigation of any criminal acts. Because of this, all of the nation’s criminals are now quickly registering as Democratic presidential candidates before any investigation can begin. Since this…

SEATTLE, WA–On Thursday, Seattle man Zach McGuire was arrested for possession of a plastic bag. McGuire was brazenly using the bag in broad daylight to carry his roughly eight pounds of heroin. Because Seattleites know plastic bags pose the largest threat to their beautiful city, concerned citizens, including several drug dealers, called the police immediately.…