SAN FRANCISCO, CA – An attention-seeking TikTok video created by a big fat lib went viral this week. In the video, San Francisco resident Karen McKarenson is warning Bay Area residents that the city has become so violent the only reason to leave their homes is to vote for Democrats or if you want to…
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Jack Smith Indicts The 221,683,092 Americans Who Believe Election Was Stolen
WASHINGTON, DC – Another 221,683,092 indictments came down Wednesday, this time on the 63% of Americans who believe the 2020 election was stolen. “The fringe beliefs held by this small number of outliers are dangerous,” amateur lawyer Jack Smith said. “These people will be rounded up, loaded into trains, and head to Washington, DC. This…

Discovery Channel To Replace Shark Week With Much Bloodier 'Hillary Week'
33 years ago, The Discovery Channel debuted Shark Week, a weeklong set of programming showcasing the captivating deep-sea hunters. But in a stunning announcement on Thursday, Shark Week is being replaced with Hillary Week. “Listen, people are fascinated by sharks because of the danger they pose,” Director of Programming, Nathan Kavanaugh, told The Glorious American.…

Criminals Now Quickly Registering as Democrats To Avoid Any Investigation
ISABEL, IL –As everyone knows, if you’re a Democrat pondering to run against a Republican—in particular, Donald Trump, you have immunity from all crimes and even the investigation of any criminal acts. Because of this, all of the nation’s criminals are now quickly registering as Democratic presidential candidates before any investigation can begin. Since this…

Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag
SEATTLE, WA–On Thursday, Seattle man Zach McGuire was arrested for possession of a plastic bag. McGuire was brazenly using the bag in broad daylight to carry his roughly eight pounds of heroin. Because Seattleites know plastic bags pose the largest threat to their beautiful city, concerned citizens, including several drug dealers, called the police immediately.…