The Center for Global Warming Preparedness has opened its doors on the beautiful waterfront of Long Beach, California.  The new $932 million dollar location will allow climatologists to focus on the thankless job of warning Americans of how deadly rising sea levels will be. Tours of the building began this week and guests are being…

On Monday Hillary Clinton told the ladies of The View that after a great deal of thought, My Pillow CEO, Mike Lindell, was also a Russian agent. “Absolutely nowhere in the My Pillow commercial does Mike say he won’t sell to Russians,” the twice-failed Presidential candidate explained. The ladies of The View seemed a bit…

Female soldiers are now being told to be ready one hour before the actual deployment time, Pentagon officials announced Thursday. the young Biden administration has already sent troops overseas to search for new genders several times.  However, each deployment was greatly delayed as women soldiers were scrambling to get ready. “‘Just ten more minutes!’ they…

China has unveiled a game-changing new weapon that has everyone in Washington peeing their pants. Xi Jinping, who is no longer messing around, has built a medieval-style catapult and has pointed it at our nation’s capital.  Reportedly, he has placed an 83-year-old January 6th insurrectionist in the loading bucket. “We were hoping it was like…