Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Fictional President Joe Biden announced to the world that a surprise retaliation on Russia will be tomorrow at 1800 sharp. “Their dog-faced pony soldiers will have no idea it’s coming,” Biden sternly told the nation. “My generals have suggested we have our most transgendered, vaccinated platoon invade from the north. Each soldier will be dressed…

Footage Of Biden Talking About Kids Touching His Leg Hair Used To Slow Migrant Surge

Footage Of Biden Talking About Kids Touching His Leg Hair Used To Slow Migrant Surge

EL PASO, TX–The Biden administration is still dumbfounded that the promise of free healthcare, education, and cash hasn’t slowed the surge of illegal immigrants into America.  Therefore, the frustrated border control team has set up a visual deterrent to dissuade the migrants from crossing. A horrifying one. Playing on a loop, footage of Joe Biden…