CNN Reporter Shouts That Seattle’s Occupied Zone Is ‘Totally Safe’ Over Sound Of Gunshots

CNN Reporter Shouts That Seattle’s Occupied Zone Is ‘Totally Safe’ Over Sound Of Gunshots

As reports began to surface that Seattle’s lawless den of criminals have begun murdering one another, CNN was quick to send a reporter to the scene to debunk these wild, right-wing conspiracy theories. “I’m here at this lovely street festival, and as you can see, it couldn’t be more tranquil,” the reporter informed CNN’s Brian…

New York Times Editor Resigns In Disgrace After Allowing Weather Section To Say It Might Be Cloudy On Friday

New York Times Editor Resigns In Disgrace After Allowing Weather Section To Say It Might Be Cloudy On Friday

New York Times editor, James Bennet has resigned after he oversaw the publication run a controversial weather forecast saying that it might be cloudy on Friday.  “It was a physical threat,” one reader said before canceling his subscription.  “Times readers know exactly how the world should be.  Socialist and 72°.  News shouldn’t be allowed to challenge…