Biden On Photos Of Kids Wrapped In Aluminum Blankets: ‘Who’s Up For Burritos?’

Biden On Photos Of Kids Wrapped In Aluminum Blankets: ‘Who’s Up For Burritos?’

Despite the media trying to convince Americans that ‘kids in cages’ is the hot new indie band, images of the overcrowded border facilities have leaked.  And Joe Biden gave a head-scratching response to the photos. “Waaa?  What am I looking at here?” Biden said holding the picture sideways.  “These look delicious—who’s up for burritos?” The…

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here?  A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the country just below the United States of America.  “Call up the…