In a bizarre appearance on last night’s Jeopardy, Adam Schiff incorrectly answered, “What is the Russians’ to every single question. Schiff chose the category ‘Rhymes With Toast’ for $200 to kick things off. Despite the answer clearly being ‘ghost’, the congressman quickly said, “What is the Russians,” in a confident tone. When he was told…
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The Sun Has Risen This Morning, Facebook Fact-Checkers Confirm
Earlier this morning, The Glorious American was on the verge of reporting a story that mentioned a beautiful sunrise. But the good folks over at Facebook prevented us from jumping the gun with that claim. At first, we published a glorious article titled: “We Hope Today’s SUN Isn’t Laundering Millions Into The Biden Crime Family…
China And Iran Strike Historic Agreement On Who Gets To Blackmail Joe Biden First
Dictators in China and Iran have reached a historic agreement regarding which country will be allowed to blackmail Joe Biden first. Like all of Biden’s illegal dealings, details of the negotiations were leaked. “Ok, everyone relax! We’ll all have plenty of time to blackmail Joe and weaken America.” George Stephanopoulos yelled on a Zoom call…
Trump Discovers Two More States Off Texas Shore, Four GOP Senators To Be Added Soon
While making a campaign stop in Corpus Christi, Texas, President Donald Trump made an astonishing discovery. “Hold it. I need a Diet Coke and an old-timey telescope. Right away!” Trump abruptly yelled into the microphone. “I think I see, what some would say…an opportunity.” After a few seconds of holding the telescope up to his…
Democrats: Trump’s Middle East Peace Deals Break Tradition Of Chaos, Wastes Paper
Sure, Donald Trump is hammering home peace deals like Nancy Pelosi at a Dave & Buster’s happy hour, but it’s not all good news for the President. Many Democrats are claiming Trump has ruined yet another tradition of war and death in the Middle East. “Come on, man! Trump ruins everything! He’s not strong, or…
