Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

WASHINGTON, DC — Fictional President Joe Biden, bitter that Donald Trump brought too many pesky manufacturing jobs back to America, has announced a killer Cyber Monday deal for Xi Jinping. In a press release titled ‘Make America Second Rate Again’, the Biden administration provided a transcript of the two leaders talking:  “I can’t believe I’m doing…

Hamas ‘Can’t Even’ As US Military Deploys First All-Gay SEAL Team

Hamas ‘Can’t Even’ As US Military Deploys First All-Gay SEAL Team

GAZA– Hamas has seen its first setback under the Biden administration after top Pentagon officials assume they are ‘taken aback’ by the US’s commitment to diversity and inclusion. Joe Biden has insisted the first-ever all-gay SEAL teams conduct the last few counter-terrorism missions in Iran. Unfortunately, the first group was ineffective after they decided to reenact the gas…