Say what you will about Kamala Harris, but she’s trying everything she knows in order to solve this border crisis. Reports are she is still diligently searching for the right person to sleep with to fix this problem. On Tuesday she looked all over North Chicago, stopping into bakeries, nail salons, and boutique stores. “Hey,…
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All Branches Of Military Reassigned To Keep Hunter Biden From Breaking Laws
As Hillary Clinton once said, “It takes a village” to keep Bill from molesting his staff. Unfortunately, the Biden family is learning it will take far more manpower to keep Hunter out of trouble. So on Monday, the White House asked the Air Force, Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy, and Space Force if they…
Center For Global Warming Preparedness Opens Doors On Long Beach Waterfront
The Center for Global Warming Preparedness has opened its doors on the beautiful waterfront of Long Beach, California. The new $932 million dollar location will allow climatologists to focus on the thankless job of warning Americans of how deadly rising sea levels will be. Tours of the building began this week and guests are being…
Biden On Photos Of Kids Wrapped In Aluminum Blankets: ‘Who’s Up For Burritos?’
Despite the media trying to convince Americans that ‘kids in cages’ is the hot new indie band, images of the overcrowded border facilities have leaked. And Joe Biden gave a head-scratching response to the photos. “Waaa? What am I looking at here?” Biden said holding the picture sideways. “These look delicious—who’s up for burritos?” The…
Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants
A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here? A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the country just below the United States of America. “Call up the…
