Bombshell: Mitch McConnell’s Ancestors Were Abusive Towards Dinosaurs

Bombshell: Mitch McConnell’s Ancestors Were Abusive Towards Dinosaurs

Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, who recently gave Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom only “2 Turtles”, may have done so due to a conflict of interest on the matter. In a recent bombshell report by NBC News, it appears Mitch McConnell’s great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather may have been abusive towards dinosaurs. “While the exact details are fuzzy, cave…

First-Ever International NBA Finals Means National Anthem Will Be Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”

First-Ever International NBA Finals Means National Anthem Will Be Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”

A little known NBA rule states that, in the event of an international Finals matchup, the national anthem will be “Ironic,” the 1995 hit by Canadian singer-songwriter Alanis Morissette. Understanding the public doesn’t want to sit through two separate national anthems, a 1995 game operations committee decided “Ironic” was the only song that truly captured…