Climatologists everywhere feel their message to the public is being diluted by a pack of Polar Bears wearing MAGA hats.
“We want to make one thing clear to these awful Polar Bears,” said Professor Doug Thomas of University of Chicago. “You’re not helping!” he concluded.
While scientists admit the polar bear population is increasing, they are troubled that Donald Trump is being unjustly credited for this development.
“Typical white peop—I mean bears,” muttered Professor Thomas. “They need to understand Trump is TRYING TO EXTERMINATE YOU!” he screamed at the polar bears from his trailer.
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