Whenever President Trump needs a little bump in the polls, he sends a quick tweet about one of ‘the squad’ members. Then, usually in under four minutes, the freshman congresswomen will run to a microphone and say something so controversial the nation panics and throws more support behind the President. This time, Trump tweeted, “Wherever…
Category: Faith
Biden Makes Play For Evangelical Vote With New Book ‘Moral AF’
Currently, only 18% of evangelicals support Joe Biden. But that might change when his new book Moral AF hits the shelves. Biden, who has lately become unable to read, write or think, has allowed his handlers to make an aggressive play for the Christian vote by writing a book under his name. The book’s title,…
Illinois Citizens Protest Local Graveyards For Voting In Democrats
“What’s the matter with you, Grammy?!” screamed Chicago native, Emily Rodgers at her grandmother’s grave. “Why must you keep voting Democrats into office?!” Scenes like this are becoming commonplace in the state of Illinois as the local dead population continues to usher radical Democrats into office with their vote. Polling data shows Illinois’ dead continue…
Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus
“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?” That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding? We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained. “It’s just that this virus is…
Trump To Acosta: ‘I Brought You Into This World, And I Can Take You Out’
During a White House press briefing this week, CNN’s Jim Acosta kept hounding the president about why Melania chose to marry him. “Mr. President, this is a real news-type question; just please tell us, what can she possibly see in you?” Then, in what was a tense exchange, the president abruptly yelled, “Ya know what,…
