SACRAMENTO, CA– At long last, Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsom have received word Satan himself will be moving from Hell to the state of California. For years politicians begged the Prince of Darkness to move to California but were repeatedly told Satan could still see a sliver of difference between Hell and The Golden State. …
Category: Faith
Sidney Powell Keeps Telling Kids Their Christmas Presents Are Going To Make Their ‘Freaking Heads Explode’
Parents everywhere are asking famed lawyer, Sidney Powell, to stop calling their children and hyping up how great their Christmas presents will be. “Oh, these presents you’ll be unwrapping on Christmas? I’ll just say, wear a helmet. Because your freaking head is going to explode,” Powell told seven-year-old Elizabeth Miller. “Yeah. It’s going to be…
We Asked You To Send Us Woke Christmas Cards. Here Are 10 You Must See
We enjoyed compiling the 10 most progressive Christmas cards. But like the vaccine, we cannot fully enjoy them unless you do too. So here we go: __________________________________ #10: Many people use December 25th as a holiday all its own. But Danielle Collins of Nashville is using the date to warn us that the dreaded insurrection…
Santa Claus: ‘Anyone Who Still Believes In January 6th Needs To Grow Up'
When it comes to the so-called “insurrection”, most adults have clearly seen the footage of police and FBI agents signaling protestors into the Capitol building like a third-base coach waving the runner home. But as silly as it seems, there are actually still Americans who believe in January 6th. And Santa Claus has no time for such…
Nation Ranks: “Shep Smith Being Off Air” Number One Thing Most Thankful For
In a new Quinnipiac poll that’s surprising few, the blessing of Shep Smith no longer being on Fox News still ranks number one among what Americans are thankful for. For the last 662 years, the top two things people were thankful for were: “Family” followed by: “Health”. Yet many predicted a Shep-free Fox News would…