The homosexual community was just healing from the trauma of bankrupting bakers, and now this? The Supreme Court, a government body infamous for not being gay despite repeated warnings, abolished abortion this week. An aggressive attack that disproportionately targets the homosexual men of Texas. “Their agenda against us is so blatant,” Dallas’ Josh McGayhee fumed. “The Supreme Court should have just…
Category: Faith
The Babylon Bee To Require Full Vaccinations Before Reading Articles
The Babylon Bee announced Monday that it would require all fans and Snopes fact-checkers to be “100% vaccinated” two weeks before clicking on any of their articles. “We don’t want a bunch of unclean thumbs scrolling around on our site,” CEO, Seth Dillon said. “We know our demo very well. If there was ever a bunch that…
Don Lemon: ‘God Is Not Above Any Of Us’
Don Lemon sent theologians scrambling again last night after explaining how “God is not above any of us.” Lemon’s comments came during a bizarre on-air spat with Ben Shapiro. “Ben, we disagree on a lot, but we can both agree that God is real, and so am I. Therefore, I am God. Correct?” Lemon asked.…
Chris Wallace Grills Biden: ‘Did It Hurt, Sir? When You Fell From Heaven?’
Fictional President Joe Biden entered the lion’s den this week when he appeared on Chris Wallace’s show. Wallace, who once applied sunscreen to Obama’s back so evenly it made Barack cry, didn’t hold back. “You know what, President Biden? Here at Fox, our ratings are low and people are demanding accountability more than ever. So…
