Fictional President Joe Biden entered the lion’s den this week when he appeared on Chris Wallace’s show. Wallace, who once applied sunscreen to Obama’s back so evenly it made Barack cry, didn’t hold back. “You know what, President Biden? Here at Fox, our ratings are low and people are demanding accountability more than ever. So…
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Santa To Just Use Democrat Voter Rolls For Naughty List
Valuable time has been shaved off Santa Claus’ schedule as he opted to just use the Democrat voter rolls as his naughty list. “We got down to the E’s and Santa got this feeling,” an elf said. “He felt all these naughty kids had something in common. He demanded we cross-reference our list with the…

The 5 Most Progressive Christmas Cards, Ever
Coming in at #5: Don and Janett Crawford of Nashville felt this was the time and place to make their case: #4: Karen Banks of Portland, Oregon wanted to spread both holiday cheer and political correctness evenly. #3: The Rollins family of Austin, Texas say the quiet part out loud: #2: If you’re friends with…

Nation Ranks: “Shep Smith Being Off Air” Number One Thing Most Thankful For
In a new Quinnipiac poll that’s surprising few, the blessing of Shep Smith no longer being on Fox News is ranking number one among what Americans are thankful for. For the last 662 years, the top two things people were thankful for were: “Family” followed by: “Health”. Yet many predicted a Shep-free Fox News would…

Sidney Powell Keeps Telling Kids Their Christmas Presents Are Going To Make Their ‘Freaking Heads Explode’
Parents everywhere are asking famed lawyer, Sidney Powell, to stop calling their children and hyping up how great their Christmas presents will be. “Oh, these presents you’ll be unwrapping on Christmas? I’ll just say, wear a helmet. Because your freaking head is going to explode,” Powell told seven-year-old Elizabeth Miller. “Yeah. It’s going to be…