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Category: Faith
Don Lemon: ‘God Is Not Above Any Of Us’

Don Lemon: ‘God Is Not Above Any Of Us’

Don Lemon sent theologians scrambling again last night after explaining how “God is not above any of us.” Lemon’s comments came during a bizarre on-air spat with Ben Shapiro. “Ben, we disagree on a lot, but we can both agree that God is real, and so am I.  Therefore, I am God.  Correct?”  Lemon asked.…

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Chris Wallace Grills Biden: ‘Did It Hurt, Sir?  When You Fell From Heaven?’

Chris Wallace Grills Biden: ‘Did It Hurt, Sir? When You Fell From Heaven?’

Fictional President Joe Biden entered the lion’s den this week when he appeared on Chris Wallace’s show.  Wallace, who once applied sunscreen to Obama’s back so evenly it made Barack cry, didn’t hold back. “You know what, President Biden?  Here at Fox, our ratings are low and people are demanding accountability more than ever.  So…

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Santa To Just Use Democrat Voter Rolls For Naughty List

Santa To Just Use Democrat Voter Rolls For Naughty List

Valuable time has been shaved off Santa Claus’ schedule as he opted to just use the Democrat voter rolls as his naughty list. “We got down to the E’s and Santa got this feeling,” an elf said.  “He felt all these naughty kids had something in common.  He demanded we cross-reference our list with the…

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The 5 Most Progressive Christmas Cards, Ever

The 5 Most Progressive Christmas Cards, Ever

Coming in at #5: Don and Janett Crawford of Nashville felt this was the time and place to make their case: #4: Karen Banks of Portland, Oregon wanted to spread both holiday cheer and political correctness evenly. #3: The Rollins family of Austin, Texas say the quiet part out loud: #2: If you’re friends with…

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Nation Ranks: “Shep Smith Being Off Air” Number One Thing Most Thankful For

Nation Ranks: “Shep Smith Being Off Air” Number One Thing Most Thankful For

In a new Quinnipiac poll that’s surprising few, the blessing of Shep Smith no longer being on Fox News is ranking number one among what Americans are thankful for. For the last 662 years, the top two things people were thankful for were: “Family” followed by: “Health”. Yet many predicted a Shep-free Fox News would…

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