With several manufacturing companies stepping up to make ventilators, My Pillow CEO wasn’t about to be outshined. Mike Lindell is now claiming he’s “pretty sure” he can convert one My Pillow into twelve ventilators. When he presented his contraption to medical professionals in D.C., Lindell was reminded of the severity and urgency of the situation. …
Kevin Randall of Atlanta, Georgia was hoping to have a fun night on his first Wheel of Fortune appearance. Instead, disaster struck as Kevin’s first spin landed on “Trip to Wuhan.” “He has to go,” Pat Sajak informed after the show. “The wheel has spoken and its wishes are to be honored. What, you think…
After days of partisan bickering, a stimulus bill is done. “But without the 12.2 billion needed for raccoons struggling with their weight,” a fuming Nancy Pelosi muttered. “As important as it is to put food on the tables for American citizens, it’s equally important to remove some food from our nation’s raccoons,” Pelosi explained. “Republicans…
While speaking at a picnic in Ohio concerning our nation’s health crisis, Joe Biden appeared to pull out a large ‘bat sandwich’ from his basket. As the crowd shrieked in horror, the former VP sniffed the sandwich and smacked his lips in anticipation. “Oh, for crying out loud. It’s nothing you haven’t seen before!” he…
