Report: All Briefcases Now Being Included In Total Number Of Virus Cases

Report: All Briefcases Now Being Included In Total Number Of Virus Cases

The CDC has announced that they’ve begun including all briefcases in the total number of COVID-19 cases.  The decision came after several Democrat governors demanded more scary numbers so they could force another lockdown. “This is bad.  We must shut down California,” Gavin Newsom said outside a Sacramento mall.  “Because of Trump, we’ve just learned…

CNN:  Peaceful Protesters Lend Helping Hand To Keep Small Businesses Closed

CNN: Peaceful Protesters Lend Helping Hand To Keep Small Businesses Closed

“It was a touching scene tonight in Minneapolis as thousands of peaceful protesters lent a helping hand in the effort to keep small businesses closed,” CNN’s Don Lemon cheerfully reported. The protestors used the little-known technique of burning all the stores to the ground to accomplish this noble goal.  Despite many Americans disagreeing with this…