J&J CEO Spotted In Walgreens Looking For 22 Million ‘Sorry We Gave Everyone Blood Clots’ Greeting Cards

J&J CEO Spotted In Walgreens Looking For 22 Million ‘Sorry We Gave Everyone Blood Clots’ Greeting Cards

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—On Friday, Johnson & Johnson CEO Joaquin Duato was spotted combing through a New Jersey area Walgreens hoping to buy 22 million ‘Sorry We Gave Everyone Blood Clots’ Greeting Cards. “If we don’t mail these out, the shee—I mean, human people will be furious with us.  Without these cards, what’s left of their…