Asked on MSNBC’s Good Morning, Bad America, future Pizza delivery woman, Dr. Rochelle Walensky admitted that it’s true: Many of the deaths we’re seeing are with Alec Baldwin gunshot wounds, but not necessarily from Alec Baldwin gunshot wounds. “So for example, someone might go to a hospital screaming, ‘Help, Alec shot me!’ But they really…
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Posters Of Mayor Lori Lightfoot Around City Inadvertently Cause Chicago Lockdown
Chicagoans who are still terrified of COVID were thrilled to see their entire city shut down Tuesday. As it turns out, it was not an official stay-at-home order, but rather a PSA poster of Mayor Lori Lightfoot that apparently scared everyone indoors. “I own a restaurant and after I saw those posters I told all my…
Biden Orders Flags Be Flown At Half-Staff After Learning Omicron Isn’t Deadly
Another tough break for the Democrats. The Omicron variant isn’t deadly and most Americans aren’t afraid of it. To cope with the wave of depression, Joe Biden has ordered all flags be flown at half-staff. “Unfortunately, this new variant is being a total Joe Manchin and wrecking everything for us. So yes, the flags will be lowered as…
College Student Given 68 Years To Live After Contracting Omicron Variant
Giving a patient bad news is always the hardest part of practicing medicine. So when Dr. Anthony Fauci heard that 19-year-old Colton Lewis was walking through a Target without a mask, he prepared himself to deliver a tough conversation with the young man. Colton, who was still at the Target store when Fauci arrived, was…
Democrats Finally Admit AOC Was Only Installed To Destigmatize The Mentally Ill
Top Democrats are finally admitting what most Americans have suspected for years: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was only installed into congress as an attempt to help destigmatize the mentally ill. According to leaked details, the rise of AOC was a brazen attempt for the Democrat party to fortify the final piece of their victim-centric coalition. “We had basically everything. But…