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Millions Drop Dead After Viewing Trump’s CPAC Speech

Millions Drop Dead After Viewing Trump’s CPAC Speech

In what’s being called the most troubling footage since Elizabeth Warren’s ‘I’m going to get me a beer’ video, Donald Trump’s CPAC speech has left millions of viewers dead. CNN broke the startling news but has yet to confirm any actual deaths.   “We’re going with our gut on this one,” CNN’s Brian Stelter said.…

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"Conservatives Are So Ridiculous!" Bill Maher Yells From Inside One Of Those Green Tents

"Conservatives Are So Ridiculous!" Bill Maher Yells From Inside One Of Those Green Tents

While safely inside one of those green tents, political activist, Bill Maher tried to land some punches against Republicans Saturday night. “And can you believe those conservatives? I mean how ridiculous are they? Can we get this bunch some common sense?” he told his audience. However, the joke didn’t land as the sound of his…

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Obama: I Once Punched Classmate After Racial Slur, Breaking Her Nose

Obama: I Once Punched Classmate After Racial Slur, Breaking Her Nose

Former President Barack Obama revealed on his new podcast Can You Believe I’m Still Black? that he once knocked out a student who called him a racial slur. Obama told the story during a 14 hour long, 188-part series titled “Stuff About Me From Mid-January 1978” “This racist monster turned to me and called me…

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Tiger Woods ‘Lucky To Be Alive’ After Trump Wishes Him Well, Media Says

Tiger Woods ‘Lucky To Be Alive’ After Trump Wishes Him Well, Media Says

It was a close call for Tiger Woods Tuesday after the toxic Donald Trump openly wished him well.  While not ultimately fatal, it was still devastating news for the world-renowned golfer.  “He’s lucky to be alive,” Anderson Cooper said after the news broke.  “Trump was clearly trying to destroy him by making people believe they…

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Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me A More Unethical Politician Than Ted Cruz’

Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me A More Unethical Politician Than Ted Cruz’

Move over Watergate.  Step aside 9/11.  In fact, the Ted Cruz scandal may be even bigger than the Russia collusion.  How do we know this?  CNN’s Chris Cuomo says so and he’s an expert when it comes to spotting a scandal. “I don’t know what it is about me.  Perhaps the Cuomos have a keen…

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