Alec Baldwin Offered Over 2,000 Roles After Oscars Require Handicapped Actors

Alec Baldwin Offered Over 2,000 Roles After Oscars Require Handicapped Actors

On Tuesday Hollywood was abuzz after the Academy of Motion Pictures announced new diversity requirements. And so was Alec Baldwin’s phone. Beginning in 2022, one of the requirements a film must satisfy to become Oscar-eligible is the inclusion of handicapped actors.  Immediately, studio executives scrambled to call America’s favorite handicapped star, Alec Baldwin. “What can I…

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Over the weekend Santa Monica swimmer, Doug Patterson was eaten alive by a great white shark.  Thankfully, California officials have confirmed that the 21-foot shark’s interactions with Patterson were mostly peaceful. “After consulting with marine biologists, we learned this shark went roughly eleven years of its life not devouring Doug Patterson and then after wolfing…