Karaoke Nightmare: Man Sings Shania Twain’s ‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’, Immediately Becomes A Woman

Karaoke Nightmare: Man Sings Shania Twain’s ‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’, Immediately Becomes A Woman

Every science textbook (published after 2019) teaches us that gender is so fluid, it’s wise to always have a mop and towel handy in case it spontaneously changes. Houston’s Alex Hathaway learned this the hard way on Saturday after he allowed his co-workers to pick his karaoke song. “They picked Shania Twain’s Man, I Feel…

CIA Recruitment Video Highlights First Knife-Wielding, Paranoid Schizophrenic, Pansexual Hire

CIA Recruitment Video Highlights First Knife-Wielding, Paranoid Schizophrenic, Pansexual Hire

By now you’ve seen the 2-minute CIA recruitment video featuring Nathan, the agency’s first-ever knife-wielding, paranoid schizophrenic, pansexual hire.  “BlaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAHHHHHHHH!!!” screamed Nathan in the inspiring video.  “They’re listening to me right now!  You’ll never find the Squirrel King!” As the video continued, the voice of John Brennan proudly described what the hire means to the…