Several sources have revealed the Ghost that haunts The White House has been diagnosed with Trump Derangement Syndrome. White House physician Dr. Edwin Baylor stopped briefly to provide comment to the press. “What I can say is… It’s not good,” said Dr. Baylor with a discouraged tone. “This Ghost has a rich tradition of haunting…
Category: Health
Trump Puts Dwight In Charge Of Healthcare
On Monday, President Donald Trump put Dwight in charge of healthcare. This comes as a surprise to many as the Scranton paper salesman lacks experience in both medicine and policy writing. Yet Trump seemed undeterred when introducing the new director of Health and Human Services. “Dwight will do a fantastic job, that I know for…