Ol’ Joe just keeps inventing ways to avoid tough questions. This time the fictional president attempted his most creative escape ever by inexplicably holding both hands up like he was driving a large bus. “Your questions are all poppy cocks. Each one! So, I’m outta here!” Biden yelled as he began rapidly jerking his imaginary steering wheel.…

For decades, the little-known tradition of Joe Biden sniffing pumpkin spice-scented children has been how Washington residents know fall is here. So it was a return to normalcy Wednesday when White House staff threw all the kids who smelled like ‘summer beach’ out the back door to make room for the festive fall versions. But…

After hearing Pete Buttigieg got two months off to heal after taking twin babies from their mother, Joe Biden ran as fast as he could to a market directly across the street from the White House.  Forty-five minutes later, Biden was in the produce aisle.  After his eyes darted around for a while, the fictional…