Despite the kids continuing to pile into cages and school unions overthrowing their administration, the Biden team did receive some good news this week. The media has graciously taken it upon themselves to not only apply for an 80-day extension for Biden’s first 100 days in office, but they’re also granting it. “Phew, that was…
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Joe Biden’s Class On ‘Becoming An Alpha Male’ Cancelled Again By Kamala Harris
If you were planning on attending Joe Biden’s, ‘Becoming an Alpha Male’ course, it looks like you’ll have to reschedule again. For the sixth time this month, Kamala Harris has put the kibosh on the class. “Nope. Not happening today, Joe. Too many birds out,” Harris informed her boss. “And how dare you try to…
With Corn Pop Defeated, Biden Vows To Conquer Count Chocula
In a rousing speech earlier in the week, Joe Biden reminded the nation it was he who toppled Corn Pop. Then the former VP raised the stakes. “And now that you’ve elected me, I GUARANTEE my administration will finally get Count Chocula too!” Biden yelled into the microphone causing all 9 people to erupt in…
Sex, Drugs, Gambling: Why Hunter Biden Is Forever Banned From Puppy Bowl
Forbidden from attending the Super Bowl, White House staffers made arrangements to send Hunter Biden to the next best thing. The Animal Planet’s pre-recorded Puppy Bowl game. The charm of Puppy Bowl 2021 was quickly sucked out of the studio when a plastered Hunter Biden crashed his Audi into the side of the building, killing two…
Minority Children To Learn All About Inequity When Their Schools Open In Two Years
In only two years, underprivileged black and Latino children may or may not receive education, Democrat leaders say. “But if they do get school, we’re going to teach them all about inequity,” Jen Psaki explained. “Sure, the private schools have been teaching phonics and math for the last year, but they’re wasting their time with…
