5 Reasons Why Biden Soiling Himself On The World Stage Shows The Leadership Americans Desperately Need

5 Reasons Why Biden Soiling Himself On The World Stage Shows The Leadership Americans Desperately Need

PARIS — Fictional President Joe Biden may have filled his D-Day tribute ceremony with gaffs, but the world also noticed his pants were filled with warmth, too. And yes, years ago, while visiting the Pope, he also delivered his trademark pants-pooping routine (now known as ‘brown zero’). Sure, it’s easy to make fun of Joe…

‘Go On Ahead Without Me,’ Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist

‘Go On Ahead Without Me,’ Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist

POLAND –Unfortunately for Democrats, the nickname ‘Sloppy Joe’ is catching on as many suspect the president had another accident in his pants. This time while in Ukraine, handing blank checks to Zelenskyy. “Ya know what?” Joe yelled to his handlers while wrapping a sweatshirt around his waist. “Why don’t you go on ahead without me? I wanna uhhh.…

Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Fictional President Joe Biden announced to the world that a surprise retaliation on Russia will be tomorrow at 1800 sharp. “Their dog-faced pony soldiers will have no idea it’s coming,” Biden sternly told the nation. “My generals have suggested we have our most transgendered, vaccinated platoon invade from the north. Each soldier will be dressed…