Experts Now Believe Grinch’s Heart Growing Three Sizes That Day Likely Due To Vaccine

Experts Now Believe Grinch’s Heart Growing Three Sizes That Day Likely Due To Vaccine

Medical experts now have strong cause to believe that the Grinch suffered from a massive case of myocarditis following his first Johnson & Johnson shot. Before the discovery, it was widely assumed that the Grinch’s heart rapidly grew three sizes because of his newfound understanding of the meaning of Christmas.  “Unfortunately, we see no evidence…