Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

Biden Says Surprise Retaliation On Russia To Take Place Tomorrow At 1800 From The North

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Fictional President Joe Biden announced to the world that a surprise retaliation on Russia will be tomorrow at 1800 sharp. “Their dog-faced pony soldiers will have no idea it’s coming,” Biden sternly told the nation. “My generals have suggested we have our most transgendered, vaccinated platoon invade from the north. Each soldier will be dressed…

Biden Blasts MAGA's America: ‘We Got No Food, We Got No Jobs, Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off!’

Biden Blasts MAGA's America: ‘We Got No Food, We Got No Jobs, Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off!’

PHILADELPHIA, PA– Joe Biden could no longer contain his wrath concerning MAGA-run red states. While speaking in hell, Joe Biden was handed the latest economic numbers. “Oh, that’s it,” Joe said while turning his head away from the paper in disgust.  “I’ve had it with this dump!  We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets’…