In a stunning compromise, the GOP has surrendered America’s right to bear arms for a chance to remain on Twitter and Facebook. President Trump inked the deal on Wednesday and all guns will be rounded up early next week. “Yeah, I mean… sometimes you have to take the best deal on the table,” remarked President…
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Trump’s 4th Of July Speech Adds Fuel To Rumor He Likes America
To celebrate the Fourth of July, President Donald Trump delivered a peculiar speech that didn’t mock or belittle the United States at all. In fact, it was quite the opposite as the commander in chief actually celebrated America and praised both her founding and her people. “This is the kind of radical, dangerous talk that’s,…
Using World Map, ABC Asks John Bolton To Point To All The Places Trump Wouldn’t Let Him Touch
During his bombshell interview with ABC, former national security adviser, John Bolton gave an emotional account of all the places Trump wouldn’t let him touch. “John, I want you to take a look at this map,” Raddatz said setting up the easel. Bolton, sensing where this was going, slowly buried his head in his hands with…
CNN Calls Trump Holding Bible ‘Troubling Footage’ As Split-Screen Shows Protestor Attack Crowd With Chainsaw
This week, CNN described Trump holding up the Bible as “troubling footage’. However, some astute viewers noticed that while Wolf Blitzer was describing Trump’s disturbing act, a man wielding a chainsaw was attacking a crowd of people. “Now I want to comment on what we’re looking at here,” Blitzer began. “But first, I want to…
