MEDFORD, OR – Mattress shoppers at Southern Oregon’s Quality Sleep miss the low prices they enjoyed during the Donald Trump presidency. So, owners Dale and Grant brought them back. “I remember in 2019, we had lines. And not the Hunter Biden kind, I’m talking about lines out the door,” Dale said. “But now, under Biden, a pillow…
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Donald Trump In Hot Water For Biden Not Caring About Hawaii Fires
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — It appears Donald Trump has gone too far again after reports surfaced that Biden went on vacation as Hawaii burned. “This wretched man just won’t stop, will he?” CNN’s Anderson Cooper asked his audience Sunday. “It’s a fact that Donald Trump never reminded Joe to care about the wellbeing of the Hawaiians—not at any…
Oprah Decries White Privilege After Learning About Some Money That’s Not Hers
CHICAGO, IL– For the last several years, Oprah Winfrey has been relativity quiet on the issue of white privilege. That was until she learned there was money in circulation that wasn’t hers. On an episode of her new Apple TV series Worship The Oprah, Or Else, the billionaire explained that she’s always been leery of a…
Evidence Of Trump-Led Killer Bear Army At Capitol May Have Been Doctored
WASHINGTON, DC — House Democrats are being pressured to withdraw evidence in their case against Donald Trump after claims of his MAGA hat-wearing army of killer bears became disputed. The bears, impeachment manager Jamie Raskin explained, had been trained by Trump to attack anyone who supports mail-in voting and all lightweight losers. “Just look at this picture…
Democrats Pretty Sure President Trump is the Reason Why Their Fathers Didn’t Love Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Sunday, House Democrats stealthy added the following edit to one of Donald Trump’s articles of impeachment: “Failure to make our daddies love us.” When members of the media noticed this surprising addition, Pelosi reluctantly elaborated. “Well, it’s a completely undisputed fact,” the Speaker began. “When I was sitting across from the…