“A true blessing from our wonderfully legitimate President Biden.” That’s what never-Trumper, Jonah Goldberg called his 190-minute wait in line for gas on Tuesday. While many were annoyed at the huge wait, the disgraced columnist used the extra time to fine-tune some criticisms of President Donald Trump. The wait times have been so long, Goldberg,…
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Brilliant: Donald Trump Ends All Talk Of Vaccine Passports By Endorsing It
It looks like we can all thank Donald Trump for ending the vaccine passport idea after the former President released the following statement on Sunday: “Because the loser Democrats are getting awfully excited about this whole vaccine passport thing, I feel it’s time I tell the whole world what I think. And I think…
Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants
A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here? A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the country just below the United States of America. “Call up the…
Millions Drop Dead After Viewing Trump’s CPAC Speech
In what’s being called the most troubling footage since Elizabeth Warren’s ‘I’m going to get me a beer’ video, Donald Trump’s CPAC speech has left millions of viewers dead. CNN broke the startling news but has yet to confirm any actual deaths. “We’re going with our gut on this one,” CNN’s Brian Stelter said.…
Tiger Woods ‘Lucky To Be Alive’ After Trump Wishes Him Well, Media Says
It was a close call for Tiger Woods Tuesday after the toxic Donald Trump openly wished him well. While not ultimately fatal, it was still devastating news for the world-renowned golfer. “He’s lucky to be alive,” Anderson Cooper said after the news broke. “Trump was clearly trying to destroy him by making people believe they…