Long Gas Lines Give Jonah Goldberg Extra Time To Complain About Trump’s Mean Tweets

Long Gas Lines Give Jonah Goldberg Extra Time To Complain About Trump’s Mean Tweets

“A true blessing from our wonderfully legitimate President Biden.”  That’s what never-Trumper, Jonah Goldberg called his 190-minute wait in line for gas on Tuesday.  While many were annoyed at the huge wait, the disgraced columnist used the extra time to fine-tune some criticisms of President Donald Trump. The wait times have been so long, Goldberg,…

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here?  A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the country just below the United States of America.  “Call up the…