Trump Rejects Obama’s Claim That Women Make Better Leaders Citing Most Women Have Cooties

Trump Rejects Obama’s Claim That Women Make Better Leaders Citing Most Women Have Cooties

MARTH’S VINEYARD, MA — After Michelle allowed Barack to speak at a conference on ‘becoming an alpha male,’ the former President commented that he believes women make better leaders than men. “Now, women, I just want you to know: You are not perfect. But those of you who are ferocious, feminist, fire breathing, liberal democrats……

Jill Biden Warns Hispanics Trump ‘Nacho Average Politician,’ And ‘Planning Hostile Taco-ver’

Jill Biden Warns Hispanics Trump ‘Nacho Average Politician,’ And ‘Planning Hostile Taco-ver’

SAN ANTONIO, TX– First Lady and accomplished heart surgeon Doctor Jill Biden MD attempted to connect with Latinos Monday when she said they were as unique as “breakfast tacos.” “Hola, LaTinks, and LaTinlets! I hope you’re all feeling very.. uhh, como se dice.. tinky today!” She yelled to a confused audience. “I know 78% of you like the former President…

Rappers Who Once Praised Trump Receive Another 90-Day Extension From Mainstream Media Noticing

Rappers Who Once Praised Trump Receive Another 90-Day Extension From Mainstream Media Noticing

ATLANTA, GA– Another extension has been granted to all the rappers who were once friendly towards President Donald Trump.  They now have 90 more days before the woke mob comes to destroy their lives. Their lives and assets were originally scheduled to be annihilated on Sunday.  However, a DC-area judge accepted the extension request, which…