This week, CNN described Trump holding up the Bible as “troubling footage’. However, some astute viewers noticed that while Wolf Blitzer was describing Trump’s disturbing act, a man wielding a chainsaw was attacking a crowd of people. “Now I want to comment on what we’re looking at here,” Blitzer began. “But first, I want to…
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“You Can’t Ask People To Stay In Their Homes!” CNN Screams Upon Learning of Trump Issued Curfew
It was a full-blown meltdown on CNN last night after the network learned President Trump encouraged the states to issue a curfew. “At this time I’ll ask our audience—yeah, all 10 of you, to sit down or grab on to something sturdy. Because I’ve got something so shocking to tell you,” Jake Tapper warned. The President…
Media: Donald Trump In Hot Water For Joe Biden's Racist Comments
Naturally, President Donald Trump finds himself in hot water after Joe Biden made a series of racist remarks. The media, lead by NBC’s Chuck Todd, is fuming mad at the president. “How could he?” Todd lamented on his Sunday show. “Biden rattles off horribly racist comments and who’s… ya know, sitting there in the White…
Snoop Dogg Disappointed With Trump’s Irresponsible Drug Use
After President Donald Trump announced he was using Hydroxychloroquine, predictably it was Snoop Dogg who spoke up to rebuke the ‘irresponsible’ drug use. “So Trump’s on that hydroxyl-quizzle? Way outta line, if you ask this musician. Way outta line,” the rapper said in an Instagram video. Mr. Dogg continued, “What hurts the most is to…
Media: We Cannot Open Economy Until Models Show Trump Cannot Restore It
In a joint statement from NBC, CBS, CNN, and ABC, the news organizations emphatically insisted America is not quite ready to re-open the economy. “We absolutely should not, under any circumstances, re-open the economy until the models show President Trump cannot restore it,” the statement reads. “Should the economy be unleashed any time soon, a…
