Evidence Of Trump-Led Killer Bear Army At Capitol May Have Been Doctored

Evidence Of Trump-Led Killer Bear Army At Capitol May Have Been Doctored

WASHINGTON, DC — House Democrats are being pressured to withdraw evidence in their case against Donald Trump after claims of his MAGA hat-wearing army of killer bears became disputed. The bears, impeachment manager Jamie Raskin explained, had been trained by Trump to attack anyone who supports mail-in voting and all lightweight losers.    “Just look at this picture…

Democrats Pretty Sure President Trump is the Reason Why Their Fathers Didn’t Love Them

Democrats Pretty Sure President Trump is the Reason Why Their Fathers Didn’t Love Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Sunday, House Democrats stealthy added the following edit to one of Donald Trump’s articles of impeachment: “Failure to make our daddies love us.” When members of the media noticed this surprising addition, Pelosi reluctantly elaborated. “Well, it’s a completely undisputed fact,” the Speaker began. “When I was sitting across from the…