Little-Known Biden Staffer Encourages President To Give Speech On Psychotomimetic Trichotillomania

Little-Known Biden Staffer Encourages President To Give Speech On Psychotomimetic Trichotillomania

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A little-known, and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has convinced the president to address psychotomimetic trichotillomania, a rare and psychotic desire to pull out one’s hair.    “Listen, Joe. A lotta people are saying you should be talking about psychotomimetic trichotillomania, ok? Frankly, if I’m honest, you’ve sorta choked with the whole economy,…

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

WASHINGTON, D.C.–A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here?  A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the country just below the United States of America.  “Call up…