Report: Kids Now Being Homeschooled Baffled By Radical Pro-America Teacher

Report: Kids Now Being Homeschooled Baffled By Radical Pro-America Teacher

As millions of American children are now being homeschooled, many kids are dealing with the jarring transition to their radical pro-America teachers. “What is with Mr. Anderson?” 9-year-old Hanna Anderson sighed after another bizarre day being taught by her father.  A normal school day for Hanna consisted of 1st period math, which is the counting…

Medical Experts Predict A Lack Of Hospital Beds In About 9 Months

Medical Experts Predict A Lack Of Hospital Beds In About 9 Months

With nearly all citizens being quarantined in their homes, doctors at the Mayo Clinic believe many married couples may engage in what the medical community calls the “hanky-panky”.   If that truth wasn’t distressing enough, subsequent research is showing that this brazen act can commonly lead to the birth of a child. This means that in…

Odd: Approval Rating of Bill Clinton’s Affairs Continue to Climb

Odd: Approval Rating of Bill Clinton’s Affairs Continue to Climb

As Bill Clinton reveals more details about his affair, a new Quinnipiac poll shows Americans are a whopping 98% “in favor” of his infidelity. The highest its ever been. The poll was taken after the former President spoke about his affairs in the Hulu series titled: “Hillary: The Beast of Chappaqua.” The poll is puzzling…

Sales For Mike Pompeo’s Cereal Suffer in Iran

Sales For Mike Pompeo’s Cereal Suffer in Iran

Recent reports show sales for Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo’s cereal line to have curiously slowed. “PompeoO’s”, normally a staple on Iranians breakfast tables, are suffering record low sales in the region. “Sales have plummeted,” explained the local rep. “I can’t blame the economy because we don’t have an economy, but something’s happened. Not sure…

Just For Men Labeled a Hate Group

Just For Men Labeled a Hate Group

The popular men’s haircare brand, Just For Men, has been labeled a vicious hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. In a recent wave of protests, a brave woman held a sign reading: “More like, Just for Nazis!” which likely helped force the investigation. In a detailed report, the SPLC outlines how the company…