Democrats Pray Focus Groups Show People Love The Phrase ‘Burn The Whole F****** Country Down’

Democrats Pray Focus Groups Show People Love The Phrase ‘Burn The Whole F****** Country Down’

If you’ve been watching the latest news cycle, you have probably heard liberal TV personalities use the phrase burn the whole f***ing country down quite a few times.  It’s not by accident.  The Biden campaign has deemed this phrase essential in describing Joe’s plans for America under his rule.   Don Lemon recently suggested the only…

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say

Over the weekend Santa Monica swimmer, Doug Patterson was eaten alive by a great white shark.  Thankfully, California officials have confirmed that the 21-foot shark’s interactions with Patterson were mostly peaceful. “After consulting with marine biologists, we learned this shark went roughly eleven years of its life not devouring Doug Patterson and then after wolfing…

Suburban Woman Narrowly Avoids Gun Fire On Way To Tell Pollster Trump’s Not Nice

Suburban Woman Narrowly Avoids Gun Fire On Way To Tell Pollster Trump’s Not Nice

On Saturday, Michigan housewife, Janet McKarenson narrowly dodged gunfire on her way to tell a pollster that she feels President Trump’s tweeting is dangerous.  Democrat Governor, Gretchen Whitmer recently released all the criminals from prison on a special program she calls “Seventh Chance Sweetheart”.  An initiative that assumes hardened murderers probably won’t kill for the…