MSNBC: White Eggs Given Higher Grades While Brown Eggs Disproportionately Beaten

MSNBC: White Eggs Given Higher Grades While Brown Eggs Disproportionately Beaten

With Trump out of the limelight, MSNBC executives felt their few remaining viewers needed ultra-compelling content.  Therefore, the network aired a three-part series on ‘Egguity.’ A new social injustice facing eggs everywhere.   The key findings of the report are as follows:  White eggs are more likely to receive the AA grade than brown eggs.Brown eggs…

Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’

Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’

New documents from the NIH reveal that once Dr. Anthony Fauci realized he had no idea how to kill COVID, he tried his hand at killing puppies. Soon the phrase #FauciKillsDoggieStyle began trending on Twitter and the wise and noble doctor was forced to defend himself. “Listen, I’m a warm and relatable man. Therefore, I understand that…