If you’ve been watching the latest news cycle, you have probably heard liberal TV personalities use the phrase burn the whole f***ing country down quite a few times. It’s not by accident. The Biden campaign has deemed this phrase essential in describing Joe’s plans for America under his rule. Don Lemon recently suggested the only…
Category: Studies & Science
Local Man Devoured By Mostly Peaceful Shark California Officials Say
Over the weekend Santa Monica swimmer, Doug Patterson was eaten alive by a great white shark. Thankfully, California officials have confirmed that the 21-foot shark’s interactions with Patterson were mostly peaceful. “After consulting with marine biologists, we learned this shark went roughly eleven years of its life not devouring Doug Patterson and then after wolfing…
Suburban Woman Narrowly Avoids Gun Fire On Way To Tell Pollster Trump’s Not Nice
On Saturday, Michigan housewife, Janet McKarenson narrowly dodged gunfire on her way to tell a pollster that she feels President Trump’s tweeting is dangerous. Democrat Governor, Gretchen Whitmer recently released all the criminals from prison on a special program she calls “Seventh Chance Sweetheart”. An initiative that assumes hardened murderers probably won’t kill for the…
Tucker Carlson Tonight Added To Many Homeschool Curriculums
Closing the schools may have officially backfired on union leaders. A new report shows that millions of frustrated parents are retaliating against their local districts by adding the Tucker Carlson Tonight hour to their homeschool curriculums. “If they want to keep the schools closed, we have no choice but to raise an army of little…
Democrats Reach Herd Immunity Against Common Decency
After confirming with Dr. Birx, it’s official. The entire Democrat party and its members have reached herd immunity against common decency. This achievement had been close for months but wasn’t official until last week. “When Obama thought John Lewis’ funeral was a good place to argue against keeping the filibuster,” Birx said. “That’s when I…
