WASHINGTON, DC — The phrase “Burn the whole f***ing country down” is being considered vital by the Biden administration to sum up America under his leadership. So leading Democrats are hoping that focus groups will respond favorably to the phrase. CNN’s Don Lemon recently suggested the only rational and responsible path for the Democrats is…

HOUSTON, TX–On Monday afternoon, the hundreds of Apollo Mission Control employees erupted with excitement when the Mars Rover discovered the first microaggressions on the distant planet. It’s been well documented that planet Earth had run bone-dry of new aggressions–even the microscopic ones. Because the fate of the Democrat party relies on this precious source of energy,…