Kamala Harris won’t stand for rude and lazy stereotypes. On Wednesday, she stood up for the interracial, non-gendered community in a big way. “Listen to me. Everyone stop covering your ears for a second, I’ve got most of the cackling out of my system. I want you to hear what I’m about to say,” Harris…
Category: Studies & Science
Biden’s Dog Who Keeps Biting Everyone At The White House Takes Massive Lead In 2024 GOP Polling
Because Joe Biden’s German Shepherd is on a personal mission to maul every last person inside the White House, ‘Major’ has taken a massive lead in 2024 Republican polling. On Tuesday, Major broke both his chains and somehow penetrated the situation room. Once in the room, he bit the asses of all twenty-two members of…
‘Kids In Cages’ Up 225% Since You Started Reading This Headline
When the Biden administration eliminated ICE, tore down the wall, and started waving foreigners into America like a third base coach, few could have anticipated the immigration crisis we now find ourselves in. In fact, since you decided to click on this article, the number of kids in cages has soared a whopping 225%. And…
Conservatives Start Replacing “See You Later“ With “See You At The Camp!”
Convinced they’ll soon be rounded up, conservatives everywhere have begun replacing the phrase “see you later” with “see you at the camp.” The trend picked up steam after the Biden administration mailed all registered Republicans a pamphlet reading “So You’re An Unhinged Qanon National Security Threat—What Next?” With Trump gone, many conservatives have begun using…
Millions Drop Dead After Viewing Trump’s CPAC Speech
In what’s being called the most troubling footage since Elizabeth Warren’s ‘I’m going to get me a beer’ video, Donald Trump’s CPAC speech has left millions of viewers dead. CNN broke the startling news but has yet to confirm any actual deaths. “We’re going with our gut on this one,” CNN’s Brian Stelter said.…
