Biden Vows To Bring Murder Rates Down To Pre-BLM Levels

Biden Vows To Bring Murder Rates Down To Pre-BLM Levels

Over the weekend, fictional President Joe Biden set the ambitious goal of bringing the nation’s murder rate to pre-Black Lives Matter levels. Making the announcement in front of a burnt-down Target in Wisconsin, Biden again dazzled with his oratory skills. “My fellow Filipinos, have you seen the graph, for [explicit] sake? There’s like…a red line going like this [hand…

CNN Slams George Washington For Probably Doing White Power Hand Gesture In Portrait

CNN Slams George Washington For Probably Doing White Power Hand Gesture In Portrait

Hundreds of media members are demanding an apology from former President George Washington after assuming he made the white power hand gesture while posing for his famous portrait.  CNN’s Oliver Darcy finished drawing the bombshell rendering on Wednesday, and it immediately set off a panic.  “Well, this sure is rich,” Brian Stelter quipped. “Republicans run around making outrageous claims…