NEW YORK, NY–Fox host, Dana Perino says her upcoming book, Democrats Are The Stupidest Pack Of Morons Imaginable: A Guide To Restoring A Divided Nation is designed to help land ‘an irreparable punch directly to the balls’ of Democrats everywhere. “I wanted to write a sweet, loving book about how to get along with one another,…

MANHATTAN, NY–After coastal elites specifically told him not to, Elon Musk purchased Twitter on Monday. The shocking news has MSNBC mega-star, Joy Reid worried an unchecked Twitter could devolve to look like her old blog. “Do you remember those blog hackers who made me write every night from 2003 to 2011? Ya know, Back In That Closet,…

NASHVILLE, TN–The Daily Wire’s habit of hiring anyone who gets canceled continued Wednesday when founder Jeremy Boreing signed Shamu after SeaWorld said they’d be ending their orca show.  The whale’s firing came after a multi-year legal battle centered around Black Lives Matter claiming the animal was black, while the state of Utah argued it was…

ATLANTA, GA— On Thursday, a shaken up CNN+ intern was seen writing a large zero on a sign that read “Days since Jeffrey Toobin accidentally masturbated to an unsuspecting audience.” Yes, it was a horribly graphic night after Lubin’ Toobin’ (as he’s referred to in the industry) felt as if he was all alone due…