David French: 'The Conservative Case For Colorful Fentanyl Tablets Mixed In With Your Kid's Halloween Candy'

David French: 'The Conservative Case For Colorful Fentanyl Tablets Mixed In With Your Kid's Halloween Candy'

David French, a guest contributor, wrote the following piece: It’s been a few years since I famously called drag queen story hour a ‘blessing of liberty.’ The comment ruffled some feathers, but real conservatives like Lindsey Graham still greet me with a warm, multi-minute embrace. Therefore, I’d say that remark is aging like a fine…

CNN Slams George Washington For Probably Doing White Power Hand Gesture In Portrait

CNN Slams George Washington For Probably Doing White Power Hand Gesture In Portrait

ATLANTA, GA – Hundreds of media members are demanding an apology from former President George Washington after assuming he made the white power hand gesture while posing for his famous portrait.  CNN’s Oliver Darcy finished drawing the bombshell rendering on Friday, and it immediately set off a panic.  “Well, this sure is rich,” Jake Tapper quipped. “Republicans run around…

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

TENNESSEE- Amateur gender knower and all-around man’s man, Matt Walsh put on perhaps his most jaw-dropping performance at the Nashville West Shopping Center this week. While waiting for his wife to leave the little-known Jeremy’s Modest Lingerie retail store, The Daily Wire host began casually assuming the genders of those passing him. Soon, people began…