Fast-Forward-Through-Juan-Williams Button Now Standard On All New Remote Controls

Fast-Forward-Through-Juan-Williams Button Now Standard On All New Remote Controls

A unique button designed to automatically fast forward through whatever the hell Juan Williams is saying will now come standard on all new remote controls, The Glorious American has learned.  Because so many Americans prematurely wear out their remotes trying to avoid the drivel Williams is saying, many remote manufacturers agree the button will save…

Big Tech Censors Joe Biden After He Admits He’s Unsure If He’s President

Big Tech Censors Joe Biden After He Admits He’s Unsure If He’s President

It’s not just right-wing satire sites that find themselves censored by big tech.  On Thursday Facebook, Google and Twitter scrubbed all content from Joe Biden after he admitted he ‘wasn’t sure’ if he was the President. “It’s only the most dangerous and deranged members of society who don’t believe Joe Biden is President,” Mark Zuckerberg…