As ESPN celebrates its tenth year of being the go-to channel for consuming Democrat political talking points, network executives noticed a small opportunity opening up in a totally different niche. It seems that within the United States, there is a peculiar group of caveman-like men who are searching for something other than DNC propaganda. They…
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Joe Biden Waves To Empty Field, CBS Caught Changing Photo Into Him Surfing
When Joe Biden’s plane landed in Tampa, FL on Tuesday, his brain was apparently still hovering 30,000 feet in the air. Because while exiting the plane, he believed a Trump-sized crowd was showering him with cheers. “Well, would you look at that, Corn Pop?” he said while gazing and waving to a completely empty field. …
As Ratings Slide, NFL Asks Tucker Carlson To Perform Super Bowl Half Time Show
After mistakenly thinking all football fans were torch-wielding Black Lives Matter looters, the NFL seems to be correcting course by having Tucker Carlson perform this year’s Super Bowl halftime show. The decision was made after the NFL saw a marquee game between the Rams and Cowboys lose in the ratings to Animal Planet’s House Cat vs.…
CNN: Trump Would Refuse To Leave Office If Biden Loses
President Donald Trump rattled the crew over at CNN when he boldly informed that he would not be leaving the White House in the event that Biden loses the election. “Mr. President, in the unlikely event that Joe Biden loses the election, you’re still going to leave in shame, right?” Jim Acosta asked Trump. “Ya…
