Darth Vader Joins The Daily Wire After Controversial Tweets Surface

Darth Vader Joins The Daily Wire After Controversial Tweets Surface

Shortly after executives at Disney discovered that Darth Vader once tweeted support for the intergalactic patriarchy, he was quickly fired from his long-held role at Lucasfilms.  “They were disturbing.  Telling everyone he would ‘destroy them’ and calling himself the master.  We were appalled,” a Disney spokesman said.  “We’re still not entirely sure what ‘the force’…

Vaccine Recipients Uneasy About Small Wire Leading To Bill Gates' House

Vaccine Recipients Uneasy About Small Wire Leading To Bill Gates' House

Vaccine recipients have noticed a small wire connected to their arm from where the shot was administered.  Even more peculiar, the wire leads into Bill Gates’ Seattle mansion. “Is this normal?” a concerned 67-year-old Helen Philips asked her nurse about the two thousand-mile long blue wire. “Oh, here we go again.  Another wild conspiracy theorist,”…