A unique button designed to automatically fast forward through whatever the hell Juan Williams is saying will now come standard on all new remote controls, The Glorious American has learned. Because so many Americans prematurely wear out their remotes trying to avoid the drivel Williams is saying, many remote manufacturers agree the button will save…
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Juan Williams: ‘Why Do Police Keep Shooting Unarmed Gunmen?’
Over the weekend a lovable well-known Chicago drug dealer was going about his normal routine and, you guessed it, the police shot him. To make matters worse, conservatives pounced and pointed out that his routine was firing his illegal firearms at rival gang members. Regardless, this highlights a disturbing pattern of unarmed gunmen being killed,…
Doctors Now Required To Make Sure YouTube Okays Every Step Of Surgery
If you’ve undergone surgery lately, you probably noticed the insufferable pain you felt as you awoke in the middle of the procedure. This is because administering anesthetics is one of the many areas YouTube has been slow to release their approved methods on. Earlier this year, corporate media and Democrats have concluded YouTube was the…
Big Tech Censors Joe Biden After He Admits He’s Unsure If He’s President
It’s not just right-wing satire sites that find themselves censored by big tech. On Thursday Facebook, Google and Twitter scrubbed all content from Joe Biden after he admitted he ‘wasn’t sure’ if he was the President. “It’s only the most dangerous and deranged members of society who don’t believe Joe Biden is President,” Mark Zuckerberg…
