David French, a guest contributor, wrote the following piece: It’s been a few years since I famously called drag queen story hour a ‘blessing of liberty.’ The comment ruffled some feathers, but real conservatives like Lindsey Graham still greet me with a warm, multi-minute embrace. Therefore, I’d say that remark is aging like a fine…
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CNN Slams George Washington For Probably Doing White Power Hand Gesture In Portrait
ATLANTA, GA – Hundreds of media members are demanding an apology from former President George Washington after assuming he made the white power hand gesture while posing for his famous portrait. CNN’s Oliver Darcy finished drawing the bombshell rendering on Friday, and it immediately set off a panic. “Well, this sure is rich,” Jake Tapper quipped. “Republicans run around…
Howard Stern: ‘How Dare Joe Rogan Broadcast Inappropriate Things’
MANHATTAN, NY— Months ago, Joe Rogan told his audience to “vote Republican,” a crime punishable by over ten years in prison by the FCC. This has made Howard Stern, who has always loved and respected the FCC, very unhappy. “This Rogan guy, I’m not sure he’s a good boy. He strikes me as somewhat of a…
Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders
TENNESSEE- Amateur gender knower and all-around man’s man, Matt Walsh put on perhaps his most jaw-dropping performance at the Nashville West Shopping Center this week. While waiting for his wife to leave the little-known Jeremy’s Modest Lingerie retail store, The Daily Wire host began casually assuming the genders of those passing him. Soon, people began…
Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’
ATLANTA, GA– Failed CNN host Don Lemon, now the host of X’s little-known show When Life Gives You Gay Lemons, remains in critical condition Tuesday after an intern called him ‘Donald’ earlier this week. Doctors say Lemon is lucky to be alive after suffering two strokes, a grand mal seizure, and soiling himself. Those who witnessed…