At least give the mainstream media credit for being a patient bunch. During Tuesday’s rare public sighting of Joe Biden, reporters patiently waited as members of his campaign dutifully typed his answers onto the teleprompter. During the long pauses as the staffers loaded up the machine, media members tweeted about how sharp and brilliant Biden…
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CNN Now Using A Bouncing Ball So Audience Can Follow Along
It’s tough being a CNN viewer. You’ve not left your parents’ house in five months, loud noises give you panic attacks and none of Facebook’s fifty-six genders seem to fit you. But good news is on the way. Today the most trusted name in news announced that a bouncy ball would accompany everything said on…
Zillow Adds Warning To Homes In Democrat-Run Cities
Prospective homebuyers will finally get the most critical piece of information when browsing on Zillow, the popular online real estate app. This week the company announced that all property being sold in a Democrat-run city would feature a warning icon that informs shoppers that the structure will only last until the next time Democrats need…
CNN Reporter Shouts That Seattle’s Occupied Zone Is ‘Totally Safe’ Over Sound Of Gunshots
As reports began to surface that Seattle’s lawless den of criminals have begun murdering one another, CNN was quick to send a reporter to the scene to debunk these wild, right-wing conspiracy theories. “I’m here at this lovely street festival, and as you can see, it couldn’t be more tranquil,” the reporter informed CNN’s Brian…
Using World Map, ABC Asks John Bolton To Point To All The Places Trump Wouldn’t Let Him Touch
During his bombshell interview with ABC, former national security adviser, John Bolton gave an emotional account of all the places Trump wouldn’t let him touch. “John, I want you to take a look at this map,” Raddatz said setting up the easel. Bolton, sensing where this was going, slowly buried his head in his hands with…
