In liberal circles, Florida has long been considered the offensively shaped state where we keep the alligators. A horrible state that counts the votes of eligible, living citizens in only one day. So why are left-leaning journalists requesting to transfer to the sunshine state?  “Well, I need to move there because.. umm. Oh my heavens, I need to keep…

The Facebook whistleblower, who is definitely real, has released over eight billion pages of documents that indict the company for letting conservatives run wild on their platform. “When a Trump supporter posts that meme of him hitting Hillary in the back of the head with a golf ball, it can be left up for 10,…

After twenty-one years at FOX 32 Chicago, beloved anchorman, Herb Swanson has decided to call it quits after opting to die from being shot over a dozen times by a local gang. FOX 32, which is heavily subsidized by the state of Illinois, is frequently accused of slanting stories to favor Democrat talking points. Following…

It’s tough being a CNN viewer.  You’ve not left your parents’ house in 19 months, loud noises give you panic attacks and none of Facebook’s fifty-six genders seem to fit you.  But good news is on the way.  Today the most trusted name in news announced that a bouncy ball would accompany everything said on…

CNN’s Don Lemon remains in critical condition after an intern called him ‘Donald’ on Sunday.  Doctors say Lemon is lucky to be alive after suffering two strokes, a grand mal seizure, and soiling himself. Those who witnessed the attack are also shaken up. “I’ve never seen anything like it.  That intern walked right up to…