Despite the kids continuing to pile into cages and school unions overthrowing their administration, the Biden team did receive some good news this week. The media has graciously taken it upon themselves to not only apply for an 80-day extension for Biden’s first 100 days in office, but they’re also granting it. “Phew, that was…
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Tiger Woods ‘Lucky To Be Alive’ After Trump Wishes Him Well, Media Says
It was a close call for Tiger Woods Tuesday after the toxic Donald Trump openly wished him well. While not ultimately fatal, it was still devastating news for the world-renowned golfer. “He’s lucky to be alive,” Anderson Cooper said after the news broke. “Trump was clearly trying to destroy him by making people believe they…
Darth Vader Joins The Daily Wire After Controversial Tweets Surface
Shortly after executives at Disney discovered that Darth Vader once tweeted support for the intergalactic patriarchy, he was quickly fired from his long-held role at Lucasfilms. “They were disturbing. Telling everyone he would ‘destroy them’ and calling himself the master. We were appalled,” a Disney spokesman said. “We’re still not entirely sure what ‘the force’…
Vaccine Recipients Uneasy About Small Wire Leading To Bill Gates' House
Vaccine recipients have noticed a small wire connected to their arm from where the shot was administered. Even more peculiar, the wire leads into Bill Gates’ Seattle mansion. “Is this normal?” a concerned 67-year-old Helen Philips asked her nurse about the two thousand-mile long blue wire. “Oh, here we go again. Another wild conspiracy theorist,”…
