FORT MYERS, FL – Famous leftist and Biden super-fan Brian Krassenstein is claiming conservatives on Twitter have gone too far by noticing his super perverted and predatory tweets. “This is total bull s***! I am getting torn apart by conservatives on Twitter who are claiming I’m ok with little kids seeing naked men—when in reality,…
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Stacey Abrams Banned For Misinformation After Tweeting ‘I Fight For A Cause Bigger Than Myself’
ATLANTA, GA–It seems the bigger they are, the harder they fall. That’s certainly the case for Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams. On Sunday night, her Twitter account was suspended after she deliberately spread the falsehood that she was fighting for a cause bigger than herself. Twitter acted quickly after Abrams’ post was reported by Don Jr. “Ummm? So…

Disaster: Team DeSantis Accidentally Books Ron On The Charles Krauthammer Podcast
Tallahassee, FL: Tuesday marked another embarrassing moment for team DeSantis when the campaign mistakenly booked the presidential hopeful on the long-defunct Charles Krauthammer Podcast. Initially, DeSantis, the target of dozens of media outlets, was unsure which personality was interviewing him. The awkward silence began immediately, but Ron did his best. “I… I can tell my candidacy…

Jordan Peterson Convinces Yelp To Make ‘It Was Pure Hell’ Option
TORONTO — Jordan Peterson, renowned psychologist and lobster enthusiast, has been pleading with Yelp.com for years to improve its business review options, and it appears that he has finally gotten his wish. “For years, I’ve told the folks at Yelp their buttons are NOT helpful,” Peterson said. “They claim to want honest reviews, but it’s…

‘Stop Being A Conspiracy Theorist’ Whispers NSA Agent From Inside Tucker Carlson's Home
MAINE — Last year, when Tucker Carlson and his staff were privately discussing what to order for lunch, the NSA used a nearby Alexa device to encourage them to avoid hamburgers because red meat is harmful to the environment. Later that night, when Tucker recounted the story to his wife, an NSA agent disguised as a…