It was recently announced that the NBA players would be allowed to replace the name on their jersey with a political message. The rules for which phrase would be allowed were simple. First, all of the corporations that pay the NBA must approve of the message. Secondly, it would need to be cleared by the…
Category: Economic
Zillow Adds Warning To Homes In Democrat-Run Cities
Prospective homebuyers will finally get the most critical piece of information when browsing on Zillow, the popular online real estate app. This week the company announced that all property being sold in a Democrat-run city would feature a warning icon that informs shoppers that the structure will only last until the next time Democrats need…
Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’
Democrats everywhere were devastated to learn yet another hate crime turned out to be a hoax. Joe Biden, known for his deep political savvy, detected his base was feeling depressed that the supply for racist acts were not meeting Democrats’ demands. “I understand your pain. I’d like just one sensational racist thing to be true…
Despite Pressure, Local Business Owner Refuses To Release Statement On Black Lives Matter
6-year-old Gracie Peters continues to resist the social media mob as thousands of furious social justice warriors demand her business to make a statement in support of Black Lives Matter. Instead, the young owner of ¢25 Lemonade in Macon, Georgia, keeps making the hysterical claim that she only wants to deliver ice-cold, refreshing lemonade for a…
Business Owner Repairs Storefront Using Only White Privilege
The morning after the mostly peaceful riots, which left hundreds dead, Minneapolis coffee shop owner, Jake McJacobson arrived at his shop to find it more damaged and mangled than Jerry Nadler’s belt. An oddly upbeat McJacobson recapped the morning. “I said, ‘What in the dickens happened here?’ It looks like the Democratic National Convention ripped…
