It seems our society continues to fail our most honorable heroes. In a recent press conference, the teachers unions reminded Americans they have yet to receive their complimentary BMW 7 Series 750i. “I know we’d all feel much safer once we get that car,” a representative said. “Unlike the private sector, some teachers are forced…
Category: Economic
Now In Charge, Teachers Unions Take Over United Nations
After taking a stranglehold of the country, the teachers unions have naturally begun to guide the United States through international affairs. On Wednesday, four of the more ornery members of the Chicago school union addressed the United Nations. “Quiet down! Listen for your name and say ‘here’!” a teacher screeched before doing roll call with…
Democrats Pretty Sure You Can’t Buy Love But Propose A 13% Tax On It Just In Case
Some curious news came out of Democrat circles this Valentine’s Day. Apparently, the party has reluctantly conceded that love is not capable of being taxed. However, they are proposing a 13% tax rate should that ever change. “Listen, I’m a huge believer in love, in theory,” Schumer began. “In fact, I hope someday legislation is…
Minority Children To Learn All About Inequity When Their Schools Open In Two Years
In only two years, underprivileged black and Latino children may or may not receive education, Democrat leaders say. “But if they do get school, we’re going to teach them all about inequity,” Jen Psaki explained. “Sure, the private schools have been teaching phonics and math for the last year, but they’re wasting their time with…
Jeff Bezos Gets Brutal 2-Star Review As Amazon CEO
Amazon has canceled Jeff Bezos’ retirement party after their former CEO earned a pathetic 2-star review on his performance. Shortly after his tenure ended, over 200 million Amazon customers were sent the automatic email asking for feedback. Not only did Bezos get 2-stars, but many people also checked the boxes “He was a weird lizard…
