White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The popular ‘inflation is a myth’ hoodie has returned to the online White House gift shop, but this time it costs $289.  Despite their rich history of being unaware of things, liberal shoppers actually noticed the price jump. The White House was forced to release the following statement regarding the sweatshirt: “Some have noticed a mostly peaceful…

Unemployment Office Makes Generous Counter Offer To Keep Citizen Away From Private Sector

Unemployment Office Makes Generous Counter Offer To Keep Citizen Away From Private Sector

Moments after Cincinnati’s Troy Olson finally landed a job offer from Quality Drywall Co., he headed down to his local unemployment office to discontinue his benefits. But, per Biden policy, his agent made him a generous counter offer. “No way, silly. We won’t lose you to those entitled jerks over at the private sector!” his agent, Brenda yelled…