The walls are closing in on Donald Trump for the 214th time as The New York Times was lucky enough to stumble across the President’s taxes the day before the first presidential debate. The bombshell the Times unleashed captivated Americans for over eight seconds—a record in the Trump era. The report showed then citizen, Donald Trump, only paid the taxes…
Category: Economic
Biden Blasts Trump's America: ‘We Got No Food, We Got No Jobs, Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off!’
Apparently Joe Biden could no longer contain his wrath concerning Trump’s post-COVID economy. While speaking to what’s considered a packed house (four people) in Minnesota, Joe Biden was handed the latest unemployment numbers. “Oh, that’s it,” Joe said while turning his head away from the paper in disgust. “I’ve had it with this dump! We…
Family Moves To California
In a story that’s shocking the nation, The Glorious American can confirm, the Blakely family is moving from Colorado to California. Again, we repeat, that’s from Colorado to California. Economists and psychologists have been working around the clock to explain how this happened but have yet to find answers. “Go west, right?” Rob Blakley began.…
CNN Furious After Closer Look At Nick Sandmann’s Hat
It looks like CNN was successful in getting Nick Sandmann to finally take off his MAGA hat, but they’re none too pleased with what he replaced it with. During his RNC speech, Nick Sandmann appeared to put on a regular MAGA hat. However, upon closer look, the young man’s hat actually read: “CNN, MAKE YOUR…
Al-Qaeda Asks To Borrow Goodyear’s HR PowerPoint
Before Friday, the Goodyear Tire Company had very little correspondence with Al-Qaeda. But once their anti-police, pro-BLM dress code slide became public, the horrible terrorist group simply had to get their hands on it. “It looks like Goodyear hates America as much as we do,” Al-Qaeda’s HR manager said. “Our organization has new-hires too. Not…
