What proved to be a successful pilot program over the summer, Target stores are pleased to roll out their new ‘Democrat only’ self-checkout lines nationwide. The large retail store boasts the new line will be a handy way for loyal Democrats to simply sprint out of the building without the tedious and racist process of…
Category: Economic
Major Corporations Stop All Business With Anyone Involved With The Klan, Joe Biden Hit Hardest
It was a disappointing day for the Bidens after all major corporations announced they would cease business with anyone associated with the Ku Klux Klan. As no one knows, Biden gave the eulogy of the late Senator Robert Byrd, a former Klan leader. After Byrd excelled as a recruiter over at Enterprise-Rent-A-Car, the Klan nabbed…
Democrats Vow To Bring Back Manufacturing And Womanufacturing Jobs
On Sunday Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats virtue signaled so hard they almost brought down a nearby 747. Their latest signal that radiated forth was their new commitment to bringing back both manufacturing and womanufacturing jobs. “As Democrats have shown, China and Mexico can have those stinky manufacturing jobs. But they can never take our…
Wal-Mart Sends Puzzling Tweet To Senator Josh Hawley
On Wednesday Republican Josh Hawley tweeted that he was not super thrilled that Joe Biden stole the Presidential election. Naturally, Americans sat back and waited for Wal-Mart’s response. Minutes later, the mega store came out swinging. “Sum ting wong with Josh Hawree! Bidon win! Hawree so redicurus!” their tweet read. It was an odd response…
Zillow Adds Warning To Homes In Democrat-Run Cities
Prospective homebuyers will finally get the most critical piece of information when browsing on Zillow, the popular online real estate app. This week the company announced that all property being sold in a Democrat-run city would feature a warning icon that informs shoppers that the structure will only last until the next time Democrats need…
