Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

WASHINGTON, DC — Fictional President Joe Biden, bitter that Donald Trump brought too many pesky manufacturing jobs back to America, has announced a killer Cyber Monday deal for Xi Jinping. In a press release titled ‘Make America Second Rate Again’, the Biden administration provided a transcript of the two leaders talking:  “I can’t believe I’m doing…

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The popular ‘inflation is a myth’ hoodie has returned to the online White House gift shop, but this time it costs $289.  Despite their rich history of being unaware of things, Democrats shoppers actually noticed the price jump. The White House was forced to release the following statement regarding the sweatshirt: “Some have noticed a mostly peaceful…