Some curious news came out of Democrat circles this Valentine’s Day. Apparently, the party has reluctantly conceded that love is not capable of being taxed. However, they are proposing a 13% tax rate should that ever change. “Listen, I’m a huge believer in love, in theory,” Schumer began. “In fact, I hope someday legislation is…
Category: Economic
Minority Children To Learn All About Inequity When Their Schools Open In Two Years
In only two years, underprivileged black and Latino children may or may not receive education, Democrat leaders say. “But if they do get school, we’re going to teach them all about inequity,” Jen Psaki explained. “Sure, the private schools have been teaching phonics and math for the last year, but they’re wasting their time with…
Jeff Bezos Gets Brutal 2-Star Review As Amazon CEO
Amazon has canceled Jeff Bezos’ retirement party after their former CEO earned a pathetic 2-star review on his performance. Shortly after his tenure ended, over 200 million Amazon customers were sent the automatic email asking for feedback. Not only did Bezos get 2-stars, but many people also checked the boxes “He was a weird lizard…
Biden: 'Coin-Operated Horsey Rides To Become Primary Source Of Transportation'
Joe Biden made headlines Friday when he explained that once his climate policies are fully enacted, the dominant source of transportation would be the coin-operated horsey ride. “Joe Biden has given this a great deal of thought. Nearly a minute,” Press Secretary Jen Psaki said. “And when you look at how clean, efficient, and frankly…
