Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

WASHINGTON, DC — Fictional President Joe Biden, bitter that Donald Trump brought too many pesky manufacturing jobs back to America, has announced a killer Cyber Monday deal for Xi Jinping. In a press release titled ‘Make America Second Rate Again’, the Biden administration provided a transcript of the two leaders talking:  “I can’t believe I’m doing…

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The popular ‘inflation is a myth’ hoodie has returned to the online White House gift shop, but this time it costs $289.  Despite their rich history of being unaware of things, Democrats shoppers actually noticed the price jump. The White House was forced to release the following statement regarding the sweatshirt: “Some have noticed a mostly peaceful…

Report: Mexico Attempted To Pay For the Wall Multiple Times, But US Treasury Doesn’t Take Discover

Report: Mexico Attempted To Pay For the Wall Multiple Times, But US Treasury Doesn’t Take Discover

MEXICO CITY— Members of the previous administration were dealt some rather embarrassing news Friday when it was learned that Mexico had been attempting to pay for a border wall, but the US Treasury does not take Discover Card. Shortly after the 2016 election, a low-level Trump staffer received a series of voicemails from then-Mexican President…