Harris Campaign Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

Harris Campaign Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The Harris campaign is now selling the popular ‘Inflation is a myth’ hoodie on their website gift shop, and it only costs $289.  Despite their rich history of being unaware of things, Democrat shoppers have actually noticed the large price tag.

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The White House was forced to release the following statement regarding the sweatshirt:

“Some have noticed a mostly peaceful price increase on the hoodie. We have a simple explanation. Since Joe Biden’s deep catholic faith teaches us all to be less dependent on money, this administration has devalued our currency a great deal for the glory of God. Lastly, the material comes from a factory in Wuhan, China, and we canceled the supply chain because the word ‘chain’ made people think of slavery.”

Not only did the statement not increase the garment’s sales, but it also seemed to fuel the dangerous conspiracy theory that ‘inflation is real.’

However, the clever Biden/Harris administration quickly corrected the matter.

UPDATE: A new OSHA regulation will now require every American to purchase two ‘inflation is a myth’ hoodies by December 5th or be tried as an insurrectionist.


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