Illinois Citizens Protest Local Graveyards For Voting In Democrats

Illinois Citizens Protest Local Graveyards For Voting In Democrats

“What’s the matter with you, Grammy?!” screamed Chicago native, Emily Rodgers at her grandmother’s grave.  “Why must you keep voting Democrats into office?!” Scenes like this are becoming commonplace in the state of Illinois as the local dead population continues to usher radical Democrats into office with their vote. Polling data shows Illinois’ dead continue…

Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?”  That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding?  We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained.  “It’s just that this virus is…