Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

Government Promises To Give All Our Freedoms ‘Right Back’ After Virus

“You guys pinky swear you’ll give these back, right?”  That’s what Americans are asking after the government abolished their right to assemble, protest, religion, look at a tree, and free speech. “Oh yeah, are you kidding?  We’re going to give those freedoms right back, probably,” Governor Gavin Newsom explained.  “It’s just that this virus is…