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Medical Experts Predict A Lack Of Hospital Beds In About 9 Months

Medical Experts Predict A Lack Of Hospital Beds In About 9 Months

With nearly all citizens being quarantined in their homes, doctors at the Mayo Clinic believe many married couples may engage in what the medical community calls the “hanky-panky”. 

 If that truth wasn’t distressing enough, subsequent research is showing that this brazen act can commonly lead to the birth of a child.

This means that in about nine months, our hospitals will be flooded with hundreds of Bob Beckels (The medical term for expecting mothers).

“We won’t be ready,” a doctor told The Glorious American.  If the data is correct, the maternity ward will be spilling into the cafeteria, the gift shop. I even saw one report predicting a half dozen babies will be born in the little hut where you pay for parking.  I hope America is ready for that.  Hell, I hope Herb is ready for that. He’s the guy who works in the parking hut.”

During our coronavirus crisis, please be mindful to say at least 6 feet away from fellow citizens.  Especially ones you wish to have hanky-panky with.