During a White House press briefing this week, CNN’s Jim Acosta kept hounding the president about why Melania chose to marry him. “Mr. President, this is a real news-type question; just please tell us, what can she possibly see in you?” Then, in what was a tense exchange, the president abruptly yelled, “Ya know what,…
Category: Faith
Medical Experts Predict A Lack Of Hospital Beds In About 9 Months
With nearly all citizens being quarantined in their homes, doctors at the Mayo Clinic believe many married couples may engage in what the medical community calls the “hanky-panky”. If that truth wasn’t distressing enough, subsequent research is showing that this brazen act can commonly lead to the birth of a child. This means that in…
Local Family’s Christmas Card Accused of Lacking Festive Spirit
The Petersons are spending the Holiday season defending themselves against accusations that their Christmas card is lacking in festive spirit. “We were going to make a card with a collage of about 5 pictures of us but we figured, why not invite everyone to see all 1,325 pictures we uploaded this year?” Deborah Peterson said.…
Pelosi to Briefly Allow Prayer Back in Schools Because She is So Saddened and Heartbroken to Impeach
An absolutely distraught and devastated Pelosi will temporarily allow prayer back into public schools as she reluctantly impeaches President Trump again. “WHY!!??!?!?” the Speaker screamed as she threw up her arms and crumbled to the floor, Wednesday morning. “This day is so solemn I cannot believe it! I’ve been praying so much to… to… umm,…
Pete Buttigieg, 'The Bible Tells Us The Best Thing A Christian Can Do Is Become A Homosexual'
Over the weekend, Mayor Pete Buttigieg felt he was not getting enough media attention so he threatened to come out of the closet again. To calm the Mayor down, the DNC arranged for him to be interviewed by “The Breakfast Club” radio show on Friday. During the interview, Buttigieg explained that for Christians to reach…