Donald Trump returned from the UK to find that Washington Democrats had built a golden calf and were fervently worshiping it.
“I leave for 3 days,” Trump sighed. “Can you believe this?” the President asked pointing out the window of Marine One.
Initially, reports were that Trump was annoyed at the idol worship, but once he got a good look at the golden calf, he was intrigued. “That’s… that’s a lotta gold. Lotta gold,” Trump said staring at the idol. “Shiny,” he remarked.
Kellyanne Conway quickly rallied the staffers to turn the President’s gaze from the golden calf. “You know how he gets around gold!” she was heard yelling.
Reports are the President kept repeating “shiny!” until cold water was thrown on him.
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