DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House

DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House

GEORGETOWN, DE — Courtesy of Ron DeSantis, a plane carrying fourteen sex-offending illegal aliens has arrived in Delaware. They were dropped off in front of the fictional president’s beach home on Tuesday, bringing the total count of sex offenders to fifteen at the Biden property. “Guys, let’s not get hung up on the grand total…

Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

Biden Offers China 50% Off American Manufacturing With Huge Cyber Monday Sale

WASHINGTON, DC — When Joe Biden learned that Donald Trump brought too many of those pesky manufacturing jobs back to America, the fictional president extended China a killer Cyber Monday deal. During Monday’s ‘Make America Second Rate Again’ call, Biden extended the offer:  “I can’t believe I’m doing this, but you can have 50% off Michelin Tires…