Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

WASHINGTON, D.C.–A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here?  A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said, pointing to the country just below the United States of America.  “Call up…

Ron DeSantis Says Storm Damage Makes Florida Look 'Almost As Bad As California'

Ron DeSantis Says Storm Damage Makes Florida Look 'Almost As Bad As California'

KEATON BEACH, FL. — As Gov. Ron DeSantis surveyed the damage left by Hurricane Idalia, he was overheard muttering perhaps the most damning characterization possible. “Holy s—, are we sure this was caused by weather?  This looks like Newsom. You’re sure Gavin wasn’t here?” DeSantis asked a staffer. “This looks almost as bad as California.…

Obama Spends Another Weekend Furiously Trying To Start Rumor He Went To Epstein Island Too

Obama Spends Another Weekend Furiously Trying To Start Rumor He Went To Epstein Island Too

MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA — Poodle-enthusiast Barrack Obama has spent another weekend online frantically trying to start the rumor that he’s also attended the festivities at Jeffrey Epstein’s Island.    Obama, most famously known for being a left-handed metrosexual, has become obsessed with being a part of the celebrity ‘cool table,’ but not once has his…