WASHINGTON, DC — When it comes to retarded whores, Kamala Harris has built a remarkable 98-point advantage over President Trump, a new Gallup Poll is reporting.
The Harris campaign tweeted a link to the poll with the caption: “It’s our time.”
A closer look at the poll’s findings shows more good news for the current VP. When asked, “Who is more likely to accomplish their goals by sleeping around like a total hussy,” Harris took a whopping 100% of those who responded. Kamala also took 100% with the question: “Which candidate has the brain power of a potato while being a big stupid slut that shouldn’t be trusted to run a garden hose.”
When alerted about this specific poll, Trump was troubled, but not in the way one might expect.
“They’re saying I’m getting 2% of the retard whores, and it’s a disgrace. A total disgrace if you wanna know the truth,” he said. “Kamala is dominating this demographic, and frankly, it’s because we live in the age of identity politics. These horrible women love her because she’s one of them. I want nothing to do with these whores. I want zero percent.”
Commenting on the poll, a confused Jake Tapper told his CNN audience: “The question, ‘Why do all the retarded whores relate to Kamala Harris so much?’ is a puzzle that’s got everyone at our network stumped. It’s our modern-day COVID-origin mystery.”
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