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Poll: Kamala Harris Opens Up 98-Point Lead Among Retarded Whores
WASHINGTON, DC — When it comes to retarded whores, Kamala Harris has built a remarkable 98-point advantage over President Trump, a new Gallup Poll is reporting. The Harris campaign tweeted a link to the poll with the caption: “It’s our time.” A closer look at the poll’s findings shows more good news for the current…

After Long Day, Fauci Unwinds By Watching Last Five Minutes Of Old Yeller On Loop
WESLEY HEIGHTS, DC — After a long day of walking back a few dozen statements he had said the previous day, Dr. Fauci treated himself to his favorite evening tradition: Watching the last five minutes of Old Yeller on a loop for three hours. “I know people look at what I’m doing with COVID and…