Minutes after Congress made the prudent decision to give Pakistan $25 million for gender studies, CNN’s Brian Stelter was packing his bags. “I heard they’re going to be assigning genders and I just really need to be there for that,” Stelter said. “Can’t miss this opportunity.” As Washington elites pointed out, it costs around $25…
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Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon
Keep an eye on your mailbox for your 2021 White Privilege benefits catalog. Sources tell The Glorious American white people can expect another carefree year of paradise, free from stress and adverse consequences of any kind. The 2021 benefits catalog details how most major hotels and rental car companies will now offer free upgrades. For…

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over
The always generous Sidney Powell made a compromise with Tucker Carlson over the weekend. After an impatient Tucker demanded to see evidence of voter fraud before any judges, Powell went ahead and overnighted Carlson an actual Kraken to hold him over. “Finally, the evidence of the most diabolical crime perpetrated upon our once-great nation has…