White House Asks Pete Buttigieg To Stop Starting Huge Explosions So Firemen Will Show Up

White House Asks Pete Buttigieg To Stop Starting Huge Explosions So Firemen Will Show Up

OHIO – The White House has expressed its mild disapproval of Pete Buttigieg for starting dozens of massive explosions after the little perv learned the carnage inevitably attracts swarms of firemen. Pete’s latest sabotage happened in Miami, Ohio—a place the mayor assumed would have ‘the sexiest firemen in the Midwest.’  “Oh, for heaven’s sake!  We’ve…

Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style

Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style

Portland, OR — On Thursday, Natasha Dudley of Portland’s Hillside Elementary School decided to reassign the gender of all her students. And while that is hardly news in the Rose City, progressives nationwide are admiring the method Natasha used. The gender reassignment was done duck-duck-goose-style. This means Natasha (Ze/Zir) organized the children in a circle…