WASHINGTON, DC — Kamala Harris’ streak of saying the quiet part out loud continued Monday when she mistakenly referred to the administration as the “Soros/Harris administration.” Her slip-up came while speaking in a completely empty Marriott conference room. “Thank you for inviting me to speak at the Democrat Small Business Owners Of America forum,” She…
Category: Elections
Poll: Kamala Harris Opens Up 98-Point Lead Among Retarded Whores
WASHINGTON, DC — When it comes to retarded whores, Kamala Harris has built a remarkable 98-point advantage over President Trump, a new Gallup Poll is reporting. The Harris campaign tweeted a link to the poll with the caption: “It’s our time.” A closer look at the poll’s findings shows more good news for the current…
Ron DeSantis: 'After I'm Elected, I Will Fix All The Voter Fraud'
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Speaking on Fox New’s little-known show, Tucker? I Hardly Know Her, Ron DeSantis promised to deliver Republicans something they’ve not had in a while—their vote. “But first, I need all the votes to count before I can make them count again,” DeSantis clarified. “As the Governor of Florida, I had the authority to…
Guy Who Pulled All The Wires Out During Forest Gump’s Speech Added To Harris Campaign
WASHINGTON, DC — In what’s considered their best hire yet, the Kamala Harris campaign has nabbed the guy famous for yanking all the wires out during Forest Gump’s Washington Monument speech. “This guy was hired to get fistfuls of wires and go-to-town. Every time Kamala speaks,” an official said. “We’re willing to pay him anything.”…
Biden In 2020: ‘I Told Twitter They Had Six Minutes To Take Down The Story And Son Of A B----’
WASHINGTON, DC — Reminiscing with top donors yesterday, Joe Biden bragged about giving Twitter ‘six minutes’ to scrub their platforms on a story that proved he gave special access to Ukraine in exchange for Hunter’s monthly hooker and crack cocaine allowance. Twitter’s Jack Dorsey replied, “So you’re asking us to deliberately censor content from the…