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Portland Replaces All Fire Fighters With Fire Pacifists

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Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style

Portland 2nd Grade Teacher Reassigns All Students’ Genders Duck Duck Goose-Style

‘The Squad’ Adds San Diego Weatherman Brick Tamland

‘The Squad’ Adds San Diego Weatherman Brick Tamland

Joe Biden Achieves Excellent Work-Life Balance By Barely Working And Barely Living

Joe Biden Achieves Excellent Work-Life Balance By Barely Working And Barely Living

Ray Epps Added To January 6th Committee

Ray Epps Added To January 6th Committee

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

Matt Walsh Sets World Record For Correctly Assuming 2,000 Consecutive Genders

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

White House Gift Shop Now Selling ‘Inflation Is A Myth’ Hoodies For $289

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

My Roommate Stopped Letting Me Use His HBO Max Login. Is This Another January 6th?

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Disney’s Indiana Jones Remake Features Black Man’s Improbable Quest To Get I.D.

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

LeBron: ‘We're At The Point Where A Girl Can't Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Trump Reclaims White House Using Eminent Domain

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Lin Wood Pretty Sure This Cat Is In On The Whole Thing Too

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Brian Stelter Makes Quick Trip To Pakistan Before They Assign All The Genders

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Check Your Mailbox: 2021 White Privilege Benefits Catalog To Arrive Soon

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over

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NCAA: Trump U Destroys Crooked Hill College 145-44, Advance To Face Dominion Tech

NCAA: Trump U Destroys Crooked Hill College 145-44, Advance To Face Dominion Tech

Little-Known Biden Staffer Encourages President To Give Speech On Psychotomimetic Trichotillomania

Little-Known Biden Staffer Encourages President To Give Speech On Psychotomimetic Trichotillomania

China Threatens US Strike If Nancy Wears Low-Cut Shirt Near Taiwan

China Threatens US Strike If Nancy Wears Low-Cut Shirt Near Taiwan

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

California Store Owner Prices All Items At $951 So Thieves Can Be Prosecuted

Democrats Ask Rescue Rangers To Look Over Mueller Report For More Clues Trump Is Criminal

Democrats Ask Rescue Rangers To Look Over Mueller Report For More Clues Trump Is Criminal

Donald Trump Quickly Commits Homicide In New York So Authorities Leave Him Alone

Donald Trump Quickly Commits Homicide In New York So Authorities Leave Him Alone

Source: Joe Biden Devastated To Learn About Videotape

Source: Joe Biden Devastated To Learn About Videotape

Brave: Local Donkey Changes Pronouns To ‘He/Haw’

Brave: Local Donkey Changes Pronouns To ‘He/Haw’

Woke Bank Makes Good On Climate Pledge By Turning Off Their Lights Forever

Woke Bank Makes Good On Climate Pledge By Turning Off Their Lights Forever

CNN Wins Oscar For Best Original Editing

CNN Wins Oscar For Best Original Editing

Gavin Newsom Complains Of Death Threats After Signing Bill Forbidding The Prosecution Of Death Threats

Gavin Newsom Complains Of Death Threats After Signing Bill Forbidding The Prosecution Of Death Threats

Fresh Shipment Of Adderall To White House Suggests Biden Will Be President Another Week

Fresh Shipment Of Adderall To White House Suggests Biden Will Be President Another Week

Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior

Kaepernick Suffers More Oppression As Private Jet Arrives With Cloth Interior

Odd: All Crime From Dangerous Trump Supporters Stops During FBI’s Company Picnic

Odd: All Crime From Dangerous Trump Supporters Stops During FBI’s Company Picnic

Democrats Thrilled To Learn Hillary’s Clothes Can Fit Way More Slogans

Democrats Thrilled To Learn Hillary’s Clothes Can Fit Way More Slogans

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Target Introduces ‘Democrat Only’ Self-Checkout Line Where They Just Run Out Without Paying

Footage Of Hillary Clinton In Nation’s Chicken Coops Responsible For Killing Off Bird’s Sex Drive

Footage Of Hillary Clinton In Nation’s Chicken Coops Responsible For Killing Off Bird’s Sex Drive

After Long Day, Fauci Unwinds By Watching Last Five Minutes Of Old Yeller On Loop

After Long Day, Fauci Unwinds By Watching Last Five Minutes Of Old Yeller On Loop

SeaWorld Cancels Orca Show, Jeremy Immediately Hires Shamu

SeaWorld Cancels Orca Show, Jeremy Immediately Hires Shamu

Gavin Newsom To Live in Florida Year-Round To Better Report How Badly DeSantis Runs State

Gavin Newsom To Live in Florida Year-Round To Better Report How Badly DeSantis Runs State

Lightfoot Vows To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her, Enters Solitary Confinement

Lightfoot Vows To Only Talk To People Who Look Like Her, Enters Solitary Confinement

Car Considered Totaled After Running Out Of Gas

Car Considered Totaled After Running Out Of Gas

LeBron James To Miss 2-3 Weeks Due To White Supremacy

LeBron James To Miss 2-3 Weeks Due To White Supremacy

Criminals Now Quickly Registering as Democrats To Avoid Any Investigation

Criminals Now Quickly Registering as Democrats To Avoid Any Investigation

NASA's Mars Rover Finds First Microaggression On Red Planet

NASA’s Mars Rover Finds First Microaggression On Red Planet

LeBron Delivers On Equality As NBA Ratings Now Even With WNBA

LeBron Delivers On Equality As NBA Ratings Now Even With WNBA

‘Go On Ahead Without Me,’ Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist

‘Go On Ahead Without Me,’ Biden Yells Standing Against Wall With Sweatshirt Wrapped Around Waist

Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

Don Lemon Remains In Critical Condition After Someone Calls Him ‘Donald’

White House Asks Pete Buttigieg To Stop Starting Huge Explosions So Firemen Will Show Up

White House Asks Pete Buttigieg To Stop Starting Huge Explosions So Firemen Will Show Up

Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals

Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals

Wuhan Institute of Virology To Host NBA All-Star Game

Wuhan Institute of Virology To Host NBA All-Star Game

San Diego News Team Distances Themselves From ‘Inappropriate’ Don Lemon

San Diego News Team Distances Themselves From ‘Inappropriate’ Don Lemon

Dyson's New ‘Democrat’ Setting Delivers Strongest Levels Of Sucking Known To Man

Dyson’s New ‘Democrat’ Setting Delivers Strongest Levels Of Sucking Known To Man

Democrats Pretty Sure You Can’t Buy Love, Propose A 13% Tax On It Just In Case

Democrats Pretty Sure You Can’t Buy Love, Propose A 13% Tax On It Just In Case

Biden Orders F-22 Raptor Shoot Down ‘Brown, Egg-Shaped’ Object Flying Over Super Bowl Field

Biden Orders F-22 Raptor Shoot Down ‘Brown, Egg-Shaped’ Object Flying Over Super Bowl Field

NFL To Clean Up Image By Telling Halftime Performers They Can Only Say The N-Word 182 Times

NFL To Clean Up Image By Telling Halftime Performers They Can Only Say The N-Word 182 Times

Tucker Carlson To Perform Super Bowl Half-Time Show

Tucker Carlson To Perform Super Bowl Half-Time Show

Matt Walsh Suspended For Repeatedly Dangling UFO In Front Of Shapiro Broadcast

Matt Walsh Suspended For Repeatedly Dangling UFO In Front Of Shapiro Broadcast

Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’

Biden Comforts His Base With A Promise Of ‘A Chicken In Every Pot And A Noose In Every Garage’

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‘I Don’t Need A Ride, I Need Ammo!’ Joe Biden Yells Passing Through Every Democrat-Run City

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