Report: Fixer Upper Actually Canceled After Chip And Joanna Gaines Attacked Unimpressed Couple.

Report: Fixer Upper Actually Canceled After Chip And Joanna Gaines Attacked Unimpressed Couple.

It was nearly one year ago that the HGTV hit show Fixer Upper ended its 5-year run. When Chip and Joanna Gaines said they wanted to catch their breath and end the show, millions of fans believed they watched their favorite home renovators gracefully exit the stage. But a recent report details that Chip and…

Ghost That Haunts The White House Diagnosed With Trump Derangement Syndrome

Ghost That Haunts The White House Diagnosed With Trump Derangement Syndrome

Several sources have revealed the Ghost that haunts The White House has been diagnosed with Trump Derangement Syndrome. White House physician Dr. Edwin Baylor stopped briefly to provide comment to the press. “What I can say is… It’s not good,” said Dr. Baylor with a discouraged tone. “This Ghost has a rich tradition of haunting…

Highest Level Of Scientology Revealed To Be "House Cat"

Highest Level Of Scientology Revealed To Be "House Cat"

A surprising revelation has been uncovered within the world of Scientology. According to a well-placed source with the church, the highest level a Scientologist can reach is “house cat.” “This explains why your average house cat will look at you the way he does,” the source explained. “To the untrained mind, the cat has done…

Church Installs Monitor Showing Dramatic Chipmunk GIF When Pastor Runs Late

Church Installs Monitor Showing Dramatic Chipmunk GIF When Pastor Runs Late

Hillsong Valley Church members have forced the elders to install a monitor that will begin showing a loop of the Dramatic Chipmunk GIF when Pastor Stephens’ sermons run late. Last Sunday was the first time the footage was put into action. Reports are that when 11:30am struck and the chipmunk began playing, pastor was visibly…

Local Parents Still Don’t Know 38-Year-Old Son Has Seen Tons Of Simpson’s Episodes

Local Parents Still Don’t Know 38-Year-Old Son Has Seen Tons Of Simpson’s Episodes

In the 1990’s Cathy and Herb Roberts had one rule for their son Chris. No Simpsons.  “That show glorified being flat-out disrespectful to parents!” Cathy said.  “Just trash!” added Herb. It’s an all too common story for Christian kids growing up in the 90’s.  Chris Roberts remembers those Sunday nights trying to watch even a…