Last week, AOC reminded us that when a more powerful and dominating conservative challenges her wisdom, it’s simply because he wants to date her. Did you know this sort of thing also happens in the wild? Let’s take a look at some photos showing the more capable predator trying to date the weak: 10. This…
Category: Studies & Science

Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’
New documents from the NIH reveal that once Dr. Anthony Fauci realized he had no idea how to kill COVID, he tried his hand at killing puppies. Soon the phrase #FauciKillsDoggieStyle began trending on Twitter and the wise and noble doctor was forced to defend himself. “Listen, I’m a warm and relatable man. Therefore, I understand that…

Study: Without Booster Shots, Pharmaceutical Companies Won’t Make A Crap Ton More Money
A new study is rocking the fake doctor community and Dr. Fauci is sounding the alarm. The study, sanctioned by the Land Rover Of Huntington Beach dealership next to the Pfizer headquarters, finds that without a never-ending stream of booster shots, pharmaceutical companies will likely not rake in a crap ton more money. “Some would say,…

Science Forced To Reschedule Mandates Until After Obama’s Birthday Party
With a loud booming voice that oddly sounded like it was coming from DNC headquarters, Science™ spoke and said it’s time to triple mask and limit home gatherings to 500 people. But Science™ accidentally made the rookie mistake by not first running its findings by Obama’s party planning committee. “You tell Science™ it needs to reschedule. Before…

Biden Vows To Bring Murder Rates Down To Pre-BLM Levels
Over the weekend, fictional President Joe Biden set the ambitious goal of bringing the nation’s murder rate to pre-Black Lives Matter levels. Making the announcement in front of a burnt-down Target in Wisconsin, Biden again dazzled with his oratory skills. “My fellow Filipinos, have you seen the graph, for [explicit] sake? There’s like…a red line going like this [hand…