Democrats Hope Focus Groups Love The Phrase ‘Burn The Whole F------ Country Down’

Democrats Hope Focus Groups Love The Phrase ‘Burn The Whole F------ Country Down’

WASHINGTON, DC — The phrase “Burn the whole f***ing country down” is being considered vital by the Biden administration to sum up America under his leadership. So leading Democrats are hoping that focus groups will respond favorably to the phrase. CNN’s Don Lemon recently suggested the only rational and responsible path for the Democrats is…

Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’

Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’

New documents from the NIH reveal that once Dr. Anthony Fauci realized he had no idea how to kill COVID, he tried his hand at killing puppies. Soon the phrase #FauciKillsDoggieStyle began trending on Twitter and the wise and noble doctor was forced to defend himself. “Listen, I’m a warm and relatable man. Therefore, I understand that…

Science Forced To Reschedule Mandates Until After Obama’s Birthday Party

Science Forced To Reschedule Mandates Until After Obama’s Birthday Party

With a loud booming voice that oddly sounded like it was coming from DNC headquarters, Science™ spoke and said it’s time to triple mask and limit home gatherings to 500 people. But Science™ accidentally made the rookie mistake by not first running its findings by Obama’s party planning committee. “You tell Science™ it needs to reschedule. Before…