WASHINGTON, DC — The phrase “Burn the whole f***ing country down” is being considered vital by the Biden administration to sum up America under his leadership. So leading Democrats are hoping that focus groups will respond favorably to the phrase.
CNN’s Don Lemon recently suggested the only rational and responsible path for the Democrats is to “burn the whole f***ing thing down.” Lemon went further by adding, “And Eric Swalwell’s farts should be used as a type of flame enhancer so as to keep the country ablaze.”
Unfortunately, only Don’s mother watched Lemon Head Tonight on Monday, so focus groups were assembled to obtain a larger sample size.
Sadly for the Democrats, the focus group revealed that most citizens did not like the phrase.
“So I can’t say that phrase anymore? C’mon man, I really wanted to say that,” Biden whimpered.
“No, Joe. I’ll tell you what we do about this,” Nancy said angrily. “We burn the whole f***ing country down.”
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