Democrats Pretty Sure President Trump is the Reason Why Their Fathers Didn’t Love Them

Democrats Pretty Sure President Trump is the Reason Why Their Fathers Didn’t Love Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Sunday, House Democrats stealthy added the following edit to one of Donald Trump’s articles of impeachment: “Failure to make our daddies love us.” When members of the media noticed this surprising addition, Pelosi reluctantly elaborated. “Well, it’s a completely undisputed fact,” the Speaker began. “When I was sitting across from the…

Abercrombie & Fitch Pressured To Drop Trump Modeling Campaign

Abercrombie & Fitch Pressured To Drop Trump Modeling Campaign

New Albany, OH — Abercrombie & Fitch will no longer be showcasing Donald Trump’s upcoming modeling campaign, the clothing company announced Saturday.  The cancellation comes as fears mount that the President isn’t a creepy, liberal, hack Democrat groomer—something that is considered mandatory in the fashion industry.       “He’s Hitler.  And this time, we mean it,”…