ATLANTA, GA– Another extension has been granted to all the rappers who were once friendly towards President Donald Trump. They now have 90 more days before the woke mob comes to destroy their lives.
Their lives and assets were originally scheduled to be annihilated on Sunday. However, a DC-area judge accepted the extension request, which was just a posted note with the words, “Remember, we’re black!?”
Snoop Dogg was particularly pleased with the news after lyrics from his 1999 song I Sure Hope Donald Trump Becomes Presidizzle were recently discovered. In the song, Mr. Dogg says problematic phrases like:
“Trump got me down on bended knee. Only he can help the GOP. Makin’ that Supreme Court lean six to three.”
And:
“Politicians be a stupid squad. They be stealin’, killin’ causin’ fraud. But one day we’ll elect the Orange Gawd!”
Experts believe when the extension is lifted, Snoop Dogg will be given the death penalty for such shocking lyrics.
“His punishment will probably be something normal like death-by-wolverines, if I had to guess,” CNN’s Chris Cuomo said. “Liberals are a forgiving people, but not for things we don’t like.”
In similar news, the #MeToo movement was set to tear NBA and NFL players apart, but the athletes have filed for an extension also.
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