Your average journalist would have been discouraged by such a slow news week. But CNN’s Brian Stelter is not your average journalist. As President Trump was all riled up about something to do with ABC and NBC, Stelter was doing some deep investigative work. “What I discovered on Twitter was pretty extraordinary,” the CNN star…
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Trump Idea to Find ISIS Headquarters by Searching Middle East for TV Showing CNN Works Like a Charm
As half the nation celebrates the successful raid and killing of ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, high-ranking military officials are telling The Glorious American it was the President himself who helped locate the notorious terrorist. After years of intelligence gathering, U.S. Special Operation Forces had no idea of al-Baghdadi’s whereabouts. But that’s when Trump stepped…
Adam Schiff Assures Nation Democrats Have Plenty of Extra Whistleblowers if Needed
On Wednesday Democrats were devastated to learn a pack of wolves attacked both their first and second whistleblowers. However, Committee Chairman, Adam Schiff assured the nation he has plenty of whistleblowers if need be. “Representative Schiff, reports are that those were the only two staffers who listened to the Ukraine call. What now?” A member…
FEC Demands Trump Team Label CNN Equality Town Hall a Campaign Expense
As CNN hosts asked each Democratic candidate to explain why taxpayers should pay for the sex change operation of prisoners, the good folks at the Federal Elections Commission couldn’t help but notice Donald Trump’s approval rating inching up the longer the show aired. Eventually, it was decided to officially label the full CNN broadcast as…
Democrats Busy Conducting Focus Groups to Carefully Craft Trump’s Next Outrageous Scandal
As Democrats fear their case for impeaching the President weakens, they are wasting no time formulating Donald’s next major scandal. On the very first day of the Trump Presidency, a focus group of white liberals brilliantly cooked-up the idea that Trump removed an MLK bust from the Oval Office. “Oh my word, that one was…