Donald Trump has finally crossed the line. On Tuesday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would begin a formal impeachment inquiry of the President after he so rudely alerted the nation that Joe Biden committed international crimes on video. “Way outta line!” shrieked Pelosi. “When Vice President Joe Biden bragged about withholding Ukraine’s foreign…
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CNN: Trump Floated Idea Of Using Nuke To Nudge Hurricane Towards Mexico
After word leaked from CNN that Donald Trump would consider using a nuclear bomb to redirect a hurricane towards Mexico, the President found himself needing to clarify his position late Monday. “Let me just say that the fake news CNN gave us a real beaut today,” Trump began. “I said, if we could use a…
Trump Insists On Having Shark Tank Theme Song Follow Him Around White House
Most Presidential executive orders are met with opposition and Donald Trump’s latest is no exception. On Tuesday the White House released a statement alerting the press that Donald Trump would no longer walk around without the Shark Tank theme song accompanying him. “You need a certain presence, I think,” Trump explained. “I heard Obama used…
White House Source: Trump Used Idea Of Buying Greenland As Distraction, Closes On Deal To Buy Moon
Last week, President Trump was the laughing stock of Washington after news leaked that he had made an offer to buy Greenland. As it so often is, the joke might be on Washington as multiple sources are reporting Donald Trump has purchased the Moon. It appears the President may have used his interest in Greenland…
Democrats Well Prepared For Huge Block Party Should Trump’s Economy Slow
“OK! I want the bouncy house over there and the piñata hung on that tree!” Nancy Pelosi yelled into a bullhorn. Like all Democratic leaders, Speaker Pelosi has been giddy with all the talk of a possible economic slump. Should the market slow, Washington Democrats are preparing for the biggest block party in D.C. history.…