Donald Trump has finally crossed the line. On Tuesday, Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would begin a formal impeachment inquiry of the President after he so rudely alerted the nation that Joe Biden committed international crimes on video.
“Way outta line!” shrieked Pelosi. “When Vice President Joe Biden bragged about withholding Ukraine’s foreign aid until they stop investigating his son, that’s just no one’s business. Certainty not the American people’s business.”
As per Washington procedure, any elected (or unelected) person who directly (or indirectly) shines light on a Democrat’s illegality, that person will be subject to the punishment that should have been levied on the Democrat. Therefore, Trump will likely be impeached for the reckless act of revealing Joe Biden’s reckless actions.
“You know what? This one’s on me.” Trump tweeted, apparently accepting his inevitable removal from office. “I’m a noticer. I notice things. Maybe one of the best noticers to ever be elected, some people say. But your favorite President noticed the wrong person doing something illegal on video. NOT GOOD! #CovfefeOut”