Last week, President Trump was the laughing stock of Washington after news leaked that he had made an offer to buy Greenland.
As it so often is, the joke might be on Washington as multiple sources are reporting Donald Trump has purchased the Moon.
It appears the President may have used his interest in Greenland as a distraction as he prepared a killer offer for the Moon.
“It’s a tremendous, tremendous deal,” the President yelled over the sound of the Marine One helicopter. “We all know America is great but being on the same level as the other countries has always been hard for me. So now with the Moon as a part of America, we can finally look down on many of the countries that are frankly pathetic,” he concluded.
Naturally, the Trump reelection team will be using the moon as a type of projection screen for campaign messaging and important tweets.