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CNN: Trump Floated Idea Of Using Nuke To Nudge Hurricane Towards Mexico

CNN: Trump Floated Idea Of Using Nuke To Nudge Hurricane Towards Mexico

After word leaked from CNN that Donald Trump would consider using a nuclear bomb to redirect a hurricane towards Mexico, the President found himself needing to clarify his position late Monday.

“Let me just say that the fake news CNN gave us a real beaut today,” Trump began. “I said, if we could use a nuke to give the hurricane a little nudge away from Florida, that would be terrific.”

But the press had a sneaky suspicion that “nudging away from Florida” was a dog whistle for “hating brown people”.

“You know what?” Trump interrupted. “I’ve said too much. If we do use a nuke, I don’t want to give the hurricane any hints at what we’re thinking,” Trump snapped.

While this leak made the headlines, there was also a rumor that Trump was considering pitting the hurricane against the Amazon fire.

“Yes, I would endorse a winner-take-all battle between the two,” Trump admitted.