Biden Administration Developing ‘Passport’ For People Allowed To Touch Their Face

Biden Administration Developing ‘Passport’ For People Allowed To Touch Their Face

The Biden administration is working on a digital ‘passport’ for citizens who have been given clearance to touch their face, a White House source confirmed Monday.  “Many Americans have gone over twelve months without touching their face and we need to reward them,” Jen Psaki said.  “Businesses, restaurants, and sporting events do not want neanderthals…

Biden On Photos Of Kids Wrapped In Aluminum Blankets: ‘Who’s Up For Burritos?’

Biden On Photos Of Kids Wrapped In Aluminum Blankets: ‘Who’s Up For Burritos?’

Despite the media trying to convince Americans that ‘kids in cages’ is the hot new indie band, images of the overcrowded border facilities have leaked.  And Joe Biden gave a head-scratching response to the photos. “Waaa?  What am I looking at here?” Biden said holding the picture sideways.  “These look delicious—who’s up for burritos?” The…