The practice of catch and release has been so effective for this administration, they’ve decided to implement it on reporters who yell questions at Joe Biden. “We always remind the White House press that their job is to sit down, shut up and nod in awe at the things I tell them,” Jen Psaki said. …
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Media Grants Biden Administration 80-Day Extension For First 100 Days In Office
Despite the kids continuing to pile into cages and school unions overthrowing their administration, the Biden team did receive some good news this week. The media has graciously taken it upon themselves to not only apply for an 80-day extension for Biden’s first 100 days in office, but they’re also granting it. “Phew, that was…
Joe Biden’s Class On ‘Becoming An Alpha Male’ Cancelled Again By Kamala Harris
If you were planning on attending Joe Biden’s, ‘Becoming an Alpha Male’ course, it looks like you’ll have to reschedule again. For the sixth time this month, Kamala Harris has put the kibosh on the class. “Nope. Not happening today, Joe. Too many birds out,” Harris informed her boss. “And how dare you schedule this…
Sex, Drugs, Gambling: Why Hunter Biden Is Forever Banned From Puppy Bowl
Forbidden from attending the Super Bowl, White House staffers made arrangements to send Hunter Biden to the next best thing. The Animal Planet’s pre-recorded Puppy Bowl game. The charm of Puppy Bowl 2021 was quickly sucked out of the studio when a plastered Hunter Biden crashed his Audi into the side of the building, killing two…
Biden: Minority Children To Learn About Inequity When Their Schools Open In Two Years
In only two years, underprivileged black and Latino children may or may not receive education, the Biden administration said on Tuesday. “But if they do get school, we’re going to teach them all about inequity,” Jen Psaki explained. “Sure, the private schools have been teaching phonics and math for the last year, but they’re wasting…