Biden Vows To Bring Murder Rates Down To Pre-BLM Levels

Biden Vows To Bring Murder Rates Down To Pre-BLM Levels

Over the weekend, fictional President Joe Biden set the ambitious goal of bringing the nation’s murder rate to pre-Black Lives Matter levels. Making the announcement in front of a burnt-down Target in Wisconsin, Biden again dazzled with his oratory skills. “My fellow Filipinos, have you seen the graph, for [explicit] sake? There’s like…a red line going like this [hand…

Big Tech Censors Joe Biden After He Admits He’s Unsure If He’s President

Big Tech Censors Joe Biden After He Admits He’s Unsure If He’s President

It’s not just right-wing satire sites that find themselves censored by big tech.  On Thursday Facebook, Google and Twitter scrubbed all content from Joe Biden after he admitted he ‘wasn’t sure’ if he was the President. “It’s only the most dangerous and deranged members of society who don’t believe Joe Biden is President,” Mark Zuckerberg…

Biden’s Popularity Sparks Millions To Decorate With Wooden ‘Sniff, Tax, Rub’ Signs

Biden’s Popularity Sparks Millions To Decorate With Wooden ‘Sniff, Tax, Rub’ Signs

Despite the objections of every husband in America, farmhouse-style ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ signs have spread into more homes than the deadly Coronavirus.  Oddly, since the signs became an OSHA-mandated fixture in each house, living, laughing, and loving have reached all-time lows. But the timing couldn’t be better because the most popular President in American history has inspired…