Biden Clarifies: When I Said ‘America’s Back’ I Meant That’s Literally All You’d See As We Ran

Biden Clarifies: When I Said ‘America’s Back’ I Meant That’s Literally All You’d See As We Ran

After days of searching for a media member who was on Joe Biden’s level of competency, The White House finally found ABC’s George Stephanopoulos and allowed him to interview the fictional President. “President Biden, when you left large swaths of American citizens for dead, was that even poll-tested beforehand?” Stephanopoulos asked. “That was four days…

White House Braces As Taliban Reaches “Objects To Mask Mandates” Level Of Danger

White House Braces As Taliban Reaches “Objects To Mask Mandates” Level Of Danger

Team Biden knew the Taliban was rough, but they had no idea they would reach the dreaded Objects To Mask Mandates level of bad. At Biden’s direction, the Department of Homeland Security recently updated the famous, color-coded chart to properly designate the world’s most wicked threats. Naturally, Questioning the 2020 Election would be the last possible…

Biden: ‘How Could Ron DeSantis Have 700 More COVID Cases We’re Dropping Off In Florida Later Tonight?”

Biden: ‘How Could Ron DeSantis Have 700 More COVID Cases We’re Dropping Off In Florida Later Tonight?”

Even the eloquent and mild-mannered Joe Biden has his breaking point.  And it was reached early Thursday morning when he heard more horrific news about Florida’s COVID numbers.  “I tell you what, that Governor down there is crazy.  Corn Pop wouldn’t even try the stuff he’s doing. Freedom?  C’mon, man!” Biden told the press.  “I…