It looks like America may have seen the last of ol’ Joe for a while. The White House announced Wednesday that, in a totally normal strategic move, they’ve decided to place Biden under a medically-induced coma until moments after the midterms election results are in. The decision came after Biden agreed to appear on MSNBC’s Morning…
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Biden Voters Take Victory Lap By Filling Gas Tanks With More Affordable Mustard
Say what you will about liberals, but they sure do know their way around guns and cars. So after Joe Biden told Americans they will save .16 cents on their 4th of July meal (in red states), Democrats everywhere began filling their gas tanks with slightly more affordable mustard. “Did you see the tweet from…
Judge Grants Britney Spears’ Dad Conservatorship Over Joe Biden
In a move many were predicting, a California judge has granted Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, conservatorship over Joe Biden. Biden, who recently shaved his head and began acting more insane than usual, was livid when he heard the announcement. “What!? Does this mean I can’t get pregnant?” He yelled shaking his fist at the…
Media: Don Jr. In Hot Water For Hunter Biden's N-Word Rant
Don Jr. really stepped in it this time. Multiple outlets are reporting how the fictional President’s son said the n-word and now the actual President’s son must pay. “When I read the transcript of what Hunter said, n-word after n-word, I just thought, how could Don Jr. do this? Has he no shame?” said Joe Scarborough holding…
Like Many Before Him, Hunter Biden To Receive Grace, Forgiveness For Using N-Word
If there’s one thing our national media can overlook with relative ease, it’s a 50-year-old white man dropping the n-word two dozen times. Hunter Biden knows this truth all too well after receiving an avalanche of grace and forgiveness following the exposure of this email he wrote last year: “Hello. I’m writing all you n—–as…