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Chris Wallace Predicts A Great Biden Presidency ‘As Long As I’m Not Personally Killed By Him’

Chris Wallace Predicts A Great Biden Presidency ‘As Long As I’m Not Personally Killed By Him’

It seems Joe Biden’s recent decisions to get everyone killed are not as popular as the White House had hoped.  But thankfully, this president will always have Chris Wallace in his corner.

Or will he?

Speaking on Dana Perino’s little-known Saturday morning show, Hangover Takeover, Wallace gave his support to Biden, but now strings are attached.

“Despite wrecking most of the globe in a few months, I would still have to give this Presidency an A+,” he said.  “If two or three hundred Afghan refugees end up leveling a few dozen US cities—he can easily weather that storm.  I could forgive Joe for that.  But I caution this White House; if Joe’s actions personally kill me?  I will be forced to downgrade his performance to a firm B-.”

Massaging her temples and squinting her eyes, Perino asked Wallace to elaborate, but not so loud.

“I just feel Biden’s critics are too quick to point out all the death and destruction he’s causing.  But what’s the alternative?  Yes, Donald Trump wouldn’t be doing this stuff, but remember how weird his hair was?”

Nancy Pelosi, who never misses an episode of Hangover Takeover, was livid with Wallace’s remarks and released the following statement:

“I was deeply disappointed by Christopher Gaylord Wallace’s comments this morning.  Only giving President Biden a B- if Joe gets him killed?  That’s an impossible standard for this administration, and we have launched an investigation due to this sounding like a quid pro quo.  I demand an apology and a vodka tonic.”


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