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Biden Clarifies: When I Said ‘America’s Back’ I Meant That’s Literally All You’d See As We Ran

Biden Clarifies: When I Said ‘America’s Back’ I Meant That’s Literally All You’d See As We Ran

After days of searching for a media member who was on Joe Biden’s level of competency, The White House finally found ABC’s George Stephanopoulos and allowed him to interview the fictional President.

“President Biden, when you left large swaths of American citizens for dead, was that even poll-tested beforehand?” Stephanopoulos asked.

“That was four days ago! That’s ancient [explicit] history, man,” Biden said with an exasperated tone. “Now bring me two ice cream cones, slave!”

After smashing the extra ice cream cone into George’s face, Biden explained what he meant by his famous Tweet: ‘America’s back.’

“Listen, ya Dogface Pony! That didn’t mean a return to greatness! Who do you think I am–Trump? America’s back! Like, see ya later! You’re in a jam? Well, take a good look at our back, shoulders, and asses as we run away,” Biden snapped.

While wiping the Rocky Road off his face, Stephanopoulos then asked Biden who is to blame for this international mess.

“Listen, Chuck. The buck stops with me,” Joe whispered before blurting out, “IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BE SAYING RIGHT NOW!”

Update: The Biden administration has reached an incredible deal to relocate 13 million Afghan refugees if they promise to vote Democrat for fifty years.


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