When the Biden administration eliminated ICE, tore down the wall, and started waving foreigners into America like a third base coach, few could have anticipated the immigration crisis we now find ourselves in. In fact, since you decided to click on this article, the number of kids in cages has soared a whopping 225%. And…
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Media Grants Biden Administration 80-Day Extension For First 100 Days In Office
Despite the kids continuing to pile into cages and school unions overthrowing their administration, the Biden team did receive some good news this week. The media has graciously taken it upon themselves to not only apply for an 80-day extension for Biden’s first 100 days in office, but they’re also granting it. “Phew, that was…
Joe Biden’s Class On ‘Becoming An Alpha Male’ Cancelled Again By Kamala Harris
If you were planning on attending Joe Biden’s, ‘Becoming an Alpha Male’ course, it looks like you’ll have to reschedule again. For the sixth time this month, Kamala Harris has put the kibosh on the class. “Nope. Not happening today, Joe. Too many birds out,” Harris informed her boss. “And how dare you schedule this…
Sex, Drugs, Gambling: Why Hunter Biden Is Forever Banned From Puppy Bowl
Forbidden from attending the Super Bowl, White House staffers made arrangements to send Hunter Biden to the next best thing. The Animal Planet’s pre-recorded Puppy Bowl game. The charm of Puppy Bowl 2021 was quickly sucked out of the studio when a plastered Hunter Biden crashed his Audi into the side of the building, killing two…