Despite the media trying to convince Americans that ‘kids in cages’ is the hot new indie band, images of the overcrowded border facilities have leaked. And Joe Biden gave a head-scratching response to the photos.
“Waaa? What am I looking at here?” Biden said holding the picture sideways. “These look delicious—who’s up for burritos?”
The White House spent the next hour trying to convince the press that Joe didn’t confuse the kids in blankets with burritos. However, Hunter soon walked in the door holding a massive bag yelling, “I got the burritos, dad! I know a guy in Baltimore who makes them as big as the picture and he hooked me up with these and some other stuff.”
Fortunately for the Biden team, the media was happy to shift away from the ‘kids overflowing in cages’ story to ‘thousands of uneaten mega burritos appear like manna under new administration.’
Update: Border officials are panicking as Biden made a national address begging for even more foreign children to flood into America.
“We got so many gosh darn burritos up here, we need help eating ‘em! Burritos for everyone in the world—on us!”
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